Best Medicine Quotes Today

glitter162*
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June 14, 2013 3:54pm UTC

I wish there was a medicine
that could cure ugliness and unpopularity.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 9, 2013 2:00pm UTC

Here, take this medicine so
that you can die in a completely different way.
-Prescription drug commercials

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 7:31pm UTC

Me: *develops allergic reaction to allergy medicine*

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Ninja918
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 7:19pm UTC

No, cough syrup. You're not "Grape flavored".
Have you ever tasted a grape?You taste like
death and the tears of small children.
Not Grape.
Cookiedoughformats

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ImAddictedToLifeMkai
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 11:52am UTC

I think it has become
obvious that medicine
companies have no idea
what fruit tastes like.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
March 6, 2014 6:57pm UTC

Dear grape medicine,
You should be ashamed for saying you taste grapes. You taste nothing like grapes.
Sincerely, a sick girl who is dissappointed that her medicine tastes nothing like grapes

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Onism*
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 2:53pm UTC

Don't take that pill.
50mg
Format by sufflesxoxo_O

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DawnRaven
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 4:31pm UTC

I do believe it has become obvious that medicine companies have no idea what fruit tastes like.

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lillybeth7
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 1:56pm UTC

Laughing is the best medicine. But laughing for no reason, you need medicine.

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breezy_mac
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 7:30am UTC

“To have somone hold you could be the greatest medicine of all.”
- Melina Marchetta, Looking For Alibrandi

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 10:33am UTC

I swear medicine companies have no idea what fruit tastes like.

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kelly*
posted a quote
June 11, 2013 7:15am UTC

I have a changing picture obsession now,
I don't know what has gotten into me.

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Umcaitlynx
posted a quote
October 26, 2013 4:49pm UTC

me at home when i'm sick:
I want food now.
FOOD.
GIVE ME F*CKING MEDICINE THAT TASTES GOOD.
I wonder what's going on at school.
Do people miss me?
I hope so.
Pfft. Nah

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punklove182*
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 11:27am UTC

Call the doc I must be sick,
better get me my
medicine.

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kitkat929m
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 8:52pm UTC

Dear medicine makers,
You do not know what grape tastes like! Your grape flavored things no NOT taste like grapes! They taste like death and the tears of thousands of children that have to endure that.
Sincerely,
Everyone who has ever had your "grape" flavored medicine.

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DawnRaven
posted a quote
December 8, 2013 5:19pm UTC

"Don't mistake my medicine for my poison."
-Falin Cerenbus

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 4:07pm UTC

No cough syrup, you're not "grape flavoured".
Have you ever tasted a grape?
You taste like death and the tears of small children.
Not grape.

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wishystar
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 5:33pm UTC

there should be a medicine that cures heartbreak

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~Spoken Silence~*
posted a quote
February 24, 2014 4:22pm UTC

Pick it up, pick it all up.
And start again.
You've got a second chance,
you could go home.
Escape it all.
It's just irrelevant.
It's just medicine.
It's just medicine.
You could still be,
what you want to,
What you said you were,
when I met you.
You've got a warm heart,
you've got a beautiful brain.
But it's disintegrating,
from all the medicine.
from all the medicine.
from all the medicine.
Medicine.
You could still be,
what you want to be,
What you said you were,
when you met me.
You could still be,
what you want to.
What you said you were,
when I met you.
when you met me.
when I met you.
Ooooooooo...
Ooooooooo...

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VioletCherries
posted a quote
January 28, 2014 11:39pm UTC

Drugging my mind
day in and day out
with small capsules
meant to fix my mind
like I'm a broken
tea pot with
the spout missing-
leaving it chipped
and ugly
and worthless-
forgotten at the
bottom of an
old wooden crate

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