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1. Laney
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   June 16, 2013 3:20pm UTC
   Eeeerrr ABORT, ABORT!
   
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2. TammieNelsonn
   posted a quote
   May 20, 2013 7:06pm UTC
   Just because you're alone
   Doesn't mean you're lonely
   
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3. MeaganWynd
   posted a quote
   April 1, 2013 1:36am UTC
   WWJD?
   What Would Jesus Do?
   
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4. hallucinating*
   posted a quote
   February 17, 2013 2:12pm UTC
   Onions think they're ugly because
   you cry after after you get
   them naked.
   
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5. enchantedaleda
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   February 6, 2013 9:13pm UTC
   You don't have a valentine on valentines day? Some people don't have a mother on mother's day or a father on father's day so shut up.
   -Madea
   
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