Lottery Quotes

Olivia*
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September 4, 2013 5:28pm UTC

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it.
Now quiet!
They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

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Lane *
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August 9, 2013 11:51pm UTC

If you won the lottery what would you do with the money...

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WatermelonSeed
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June 29, 2013 4:52pm UTC

I can't wait to win the lottery and walk into work to be like... eff
you←, you↑, you→, you↓, you↖, you↗, you↘, you↩, you↪, you↫ and you↬.

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just another asian*
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June 19, 2013 1:57pm UTC

Ok, so last week, in geometry class, we were talking about what we would do if we won the lottery. So we went around the classroom and people guessed what we would do with the money. After 5 peeps, they finally get to me. So one guy guessed I would buy art lesson (unlikely) and someone else said i would probably buy a big rock (likely). When the teacher asked me what I would do with the money, I told him I would take over the stock market, and buy the whole world and transform it into the Hunger Games kind of place and everyone looked at me with this look of terror. Yea, watch out punks, hehehehehe

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jess4774
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June 16, 2013 11:15am UTC

Life choices is like a lottery ticket: it may bring you joy and happiness. But once it has run out, what's left is emptiness with holes to fill in.

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wordynerdy
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February 23, 2013 5:42pm UTC

For all those hoping to win big and get the winning lottery winner one day, just thought I would let you knw that according to the statistics you are more likely TO DIE on the way to get the ticket than to actually win the lottery. Bummer.

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bunnylover43
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February 3, 2013 12:34pm UTC

My dad is one of those people who actually thinks he can win powerball
pst...I wish

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