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GhostTown
posted a quote
February 15, 2015 3:41pm UTC

Witty chat makes no sense.
So, I can't say the word s-ck but I can say the word di-k
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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ShayThoo
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 9:05am UTC

Is "Dawg" Just A Cool Way Of Calling Me A B.itch?
IS IT?

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e*
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 3:26pm UTC

I sincerely regret
every nap i passed
up on as a child.
._.

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e*
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 10:14am UTC

How i see dogs:
Beagle,german shepherd,
poodle.
How i see cats:
Cat,Cat,Cat,Cat

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e*
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 10:08am UTC

Dentist: How are you?
Me: Arrrgfah arhagagrah
rahagra. Arg gyhu?
Dentist: Good,good.

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e*
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 9:01am UTC

Me:
*Goes to school
does homework,
follows the rules*
Parents:
You're out of control!

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e*
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 1:52pm UTC

That moment when you
choke on water and it
feels like your going
to die.

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e*
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 11:23pm UTC

Me: Mom i need a ride home
from school. WHERE ARE
YOU!?!??!?
Mom: F/ck off.
Me: MOM!
Mom: Im busy!
Me: i knew i shouldn't
had recommended the
hunger games to you.

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e*
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 10:53pm UTC

My friend: Hey bro, im sad,
my bf dumped me:(
Her Brother: :( Why?
My friend: i broke his
black ops disk.
Her brother: YOU DID
WHAT??? OUT OF MY
HOUSE!!!
My friend: but...
Her brother: OUT

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JadaTooGorgeous
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 9:31pm UTC

Laughing
is the best medicine ,
but if your laughing for no reason you need
medicine

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