Lolbye Quotes

_Jannette
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February 21, 2014 11:22am UTC

If only parents saw all the times you made the right decision in a tempting situation instead of the one time when you didn't

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_Jannette
posted a quote
December 28, 2013 8:56pm UTC

5 things that need to stay in 2013
1. twerking
2. what does the fox say
3. drawn-on eyebrows
4. jeans with no pockets
5. ooh kill 'em

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Bee
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 9:49pm UTC

getting called a
'stuck up b/tch'
by your own 'best friend'

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skf97
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 6:17am UTC

Can I delete you as a friend in real life so I never have to hear or see your annoying crap again?

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ThePeaceMaker
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 6:41pm UTC

Lol when someone tries to act like they are still my friend
We're not friends anymore, Don't even bother to say hi.
You're two faced. And save that drama for your momma.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 7:11pm UTC

My mom gets out of un-wanted
plans by saying she's going to do
something about her drinking that
day, but then she just stays home.
Like, damn. I wish I could do that..
"Sorry, can't come to school today;
I have an AA meeting. lol bye."

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TruthLmfao
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 9:43pm UTC

I deserve to die

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AnndSheWillBeLoved
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 6:45pm UTC

Taylor Swift has given me unrealistic standards

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MaryPenguin
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 10:53pm UTC

I'm good at solving problems if they aren't my own.
You feel me?

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Shelley♥*
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 3:07pm UTC

Does anyone else think this 12 year old craze is actually pretty funny? It's a joke, guiz. I'm 12, and I find it hi-lar-i-ous.

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savvywinter
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 2:41pm UTC

*Me during school*
When can I go home?
JESUS CRIST I'M SO HUNGREY.
Why am I here...?
SHUT UP! Oh my god you are so loud.
slutslutslutslut
I look like poop.
I want to watch TV....
My thieghs jiggle.hehe
x squared plus 2...what?
YOU NEVER TOLD US ABOUT THIS TEST!
I know nothingggggg.
When's lunch?
Beddybi....this is nice.
YES I CAN LEAVE!
AHHHH BYE BIATCHS!

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
April 20, 2013 4:18pm UTC

My mom has this giant hamper
full of socks that don't have a mate.
She calls it the homeless shelter.

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zoelynn
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 8:56pm UTC

You know my name.
Not my story.
You see my smile.
But not the pain behind it.
You notice my cuts.
But never the scars.
You can read my lips.
But not my mind.

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