Best Lion Quotes Today

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 6:03pm UTC

Argument I heard on the bus:
Guy 1: No, man, gay bros can raise babies. Look at warthog motherf//cker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And Simba became king of motherf//cking Africa.

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Hale_Storm18
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March 5, 2013 2:40pm UTC

If you ever think your parents are too hard on you, just remember that
Mufasa materialized as a cloud to tell Simba to get his sh//t together.

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Alexwise
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January 29, 2013 4:34pm UTC

I'd love to live in Africa but I'd last about 3 minutes before a lion would kill me for trying to hug it.

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wittygirl1
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July 18, 2013 12:16pm UTC

I had a dream last night
That everyone in the world was half human and half animal and the ones that were half predator weren't allowed to date the ones that were half prey.
So I met this half guy half lion and I fell in love but we couldn't be together cause I was half girl half deer.
But we tried dating anyway. So when people found out we were together they made the guy lion eat me.
I have strange dreams.

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SuperNovaChic
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May 21, 2014 1:48pm UTC

You've got a heart as loud as a lion's, so why let your voice be tamed?

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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
July 21, 2014 6:49pm UTC

Courage does not always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice
at the end of the day saying:
I will try again tomorrow.

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capsized*
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 1:34am UTC

I always feel like a lion when I yawn. I'm just waiting for the day that this big, deep, grizzly growl comes out when I open my mouth.

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McDreamer*
posted a quote
October 25, 2014 11:44am UTC

Let your faith
roar so loud that you can't
hear what doubt
is saying.

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Miluiel*
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 8:07pm UTC

a lion does not concern himself with the opinions of a sheep
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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Christa133
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 8:30pm UTC

SO a lion and a cheetah are racing..
but the cheetah wins..
Lion: You're a cheetah!
Cheetah: Why you lion?

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appleloop*
posted a quote
January 31, 2014 7:02pm UTC

If you expect the world to be fair with you, because you are fair, you're fooling yourself. That's like expecting a lion not to eat you because you didn't eat him.

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 5:23pm UTC

"The past can hurt.
But the way I see it,
you can either run from it,
or learn from it."
~Lion king.
♥

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 7:48pm UTC

Friend: What if you opened your door and a huge lion was sitting there?
Me: *gets up* nope nope nope...
Me: *climbs mount everest* nope nope nope...
Me: *wrestles an alligator* nope nope nope...
Me: *fights in UFC* nope nope nope...
Me: *in a coma* nope nope nope...
Me: *in my grave* nope nope nope...

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the_person_no_one_sees
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March 24, 2013 10:08pm UTC

That moment when you lose a wifi signal on ur computer and you have to be the baboon from Lion King.... all hail simba.

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capsized*
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 11:54am UTC

At the end of the day, I'm
walking with the heart of a lion.

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
November 2, 2014 4:19pm UTC

Perhaps the deer is really a lion,
and the lion is really a deer.

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Cathyxo
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 6:10pm UTC

At any given time, the urge to sing
"The Lion Sleeps Tonight"
is just a whim away.
A whim away, a whim away, a whim away.

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 5:45pm UTC

I got shouted at for not eating a chicken wing 'right'.
The definition of right for them was...
Like a posessed starved lion,
taking every bit of meat,
only leaving the bones.

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Hanny*
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 12:08pm UTC

I really want a pet Lion
So I can train it to Destroy my Enemies.
Yeah, those Bizsnatchez will get what's coming.

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zreik23
posted a quote
February 13, 2014 12:35am UTC

When A #Leo really cares about someone, their happiness matters to them more than their own!!! 😘👌😌

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