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  1. UnicornsandMustaches UnicornsandMustaches
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 3:49am UTC
    LION KING

  2. AllieSmith7 AllieSmith7
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 12:56pm UTC
    I cry every time I see The Lion King.

  3. GoldenStateOfMind GoldenStateOfMind
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 10:44am UTC
    The past can hurt. But
    the way I see it , you can either run
    from it, or learn from it
    - Lion King

  4. happygirl22 happygirl22
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 7:03pm UTC
    The Lion King came out in 1994. Why nearly 20 years later, everyone starts say hakuna matata. You guys are a little late for that:)

  5. the_person_no_one_sees the_person_no_one_sees
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 10:08pm UTC
    That moment when you lose a wifi signal on ur computer and you have to be the baboon from Lion King.... all hail simba.

  6. rockstarhammy rockstarhammy
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 9:53am UTC
    I am a Lion and I want to be free!!

  7. erica119 erica119
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 10:04pm UTC
    what does a chinese person call their pet lion?
    Ryan

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 2:40pm UTC
    If you ever think your parents are too hard on you, just remember that
    Mufasa materialized as a cloud to tell Simba to get his sh//t together.

  9. aislinn325 aislinn325
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 12:35am UTC
    At any given time, the urge to sing 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight'
    is just a whim away
    a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 6:03pm UTC
    Argument I heard on the bus:
    Guy 1: No, man, gay bros can raise babies. Look at warthog motherf//cker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And Simba became king of motherf//cking Africa.

  11. Christa133 Christa133
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 8:30pm UTC
    SO a lion and a cheetah are racing..
    but the cheetah wins..
    Lion: You're a cheetah!
    Cheetah: Why you lion?

  12. Blue_Rose Blue_Rose
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    My Favorite Part of the Lion King Was:
    when Lady Gaga held up baby Fabio.
    <3

  13. xLoveGabriellax xLoveGabriellax
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 9:13pm UTC
    A lion & a cheetah have a race.
    And the cheetah wins...
    Lions: You're a CHEETAH!!!
    Cheetah: Why you LION?

  14. Alexwise Alexwise
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    I'd love to live in Africa but I'd last about 3 minutes before a lion would kill me for trying to hug it.

:)

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