Best Letters Quotes This Year

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 11:45pm UTC

Awesome letters from apartment buildings:
Dear neighbor,
Your car's sound system is amazing. It is so loud and the bass is so rockin' that it actually shakes all of the apartment bulidings in the complex. Awesome! This is exceptionally rad when you pull up at 3:30 in the morning and wake up the entire complex. Wicked Awesome! We are all very impressed with your super cool sound system. Don't even think about turning it down when you pull up to the bulidings you share with hundreds of other people.
-Your envious neighbor
Hey sillies!
I noticed you guys keep forgetting to pick up your dog's poopies so I took it upon myself to bring you some baggies. I assumed you're all out because why else wouldn't you clean up after your dogs? Oh! And also helped you out by dropping all the said poop convieniently in front of your door for easier cleanup.
You're welcome!
Dear Caucasian Neighbor,
Next time you would like to discuss your bigoted fears of "being r.ped by a big black dude when you come home at 3:30 in the morning", please don't do it the hallway within earshot of A Big Black Dude. It would be greatly appreciated if you keep your ignorance within the confines of your own apartment.
Thank you, A Big Black Dude
P.S. You aren't even my type
Good morning!
We hope your exorcism was successful last night. We do ask, as a courtesy to us and the other neighbors on this floor, that you limit expelling demons to Friday or Saturday nights.
Thank you in advance
If you're going to shoot p.rn in the elevator--please clean up after you are done! Thank you, Management
To: The person who stopped the washer in the middle of my wash cycle and toook my clothes out just to watch yours...
Yeah, you're an a**hole. Unfortunatley for you, so am I. You can find your wet clothes frozen outside in the snow.
Any problems? Come see me in 301
Dear neighbors,
I apologize for any "commotion" occuring tonight and every night for the next 3 to 4 weeks. I also apologize for my wide vocab of "slurs" and profanities. You see, I reciently acquired Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3. No need to call the cops again.
Sincerely, Your next door neighbor
P.S. Invest in some ear plugs
Dear whoever stole my Amazon package:
I can understand your need for 30 rolls of toilet paper, considering you're a huge a**hole. Enjoy.
Your friendly neighbor
Old Lady,
If I catch you in the act of putting your dog's crap in our cans, I will cut off your head and bold it to the head of my car.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
April 16, 2013 6:11pm UTC

DID YOU KNOW
Every book you've ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters

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x_damaged_x
posted a quote
July 9, 2013 5:48pm UTC

Letters
Isn't it strange
how with a combination
of twenty-six letters
you can steal someone's heart
and captivate their soul?
Even stranger
is how with
a different combination
of those twenty-six letters,
you can make their eyes
fill with tears
and give them enough
pain to last a lifetime?

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!*
posted a quote
December 7, 2013 6:42pm UTC

Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is my best friend back.
Sincerely, Me.

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factsandstuff
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 3:01pm UTC

Having to recite the entire
alphabet
because you can't remember what comes after that one letter.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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breezy_mac
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 3:48am UTC

Dear boys
Not every girl is gonna look like a supermodel . Not
every girl is going to have a clear face . Not every girl
is gonna have that skinny, slim body. Not every girl
is gonna have thick thighs . Not every girl is gonna
have a flat stomach . Not every girl is gonna have big
b00bs. Not every girl is gonna have a big a$s. Not
every girl is gonna know how to cook . Not every girl
is gonna know how to play video games.
Not every girl is gonna be perfect. But you know what? It's
not about finding that "perfect girl". It's about finding a girl
who you can love perfectly. Just the way she is, flaws and
all.
sincerly me.

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author
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 2:25pm UTC

Just me?
Does anyone else subconciously give letters and numbers a gender?
Like 3 is such a feminine number while 1 is definitely masculine, AM I RIGHT.
And then G is a girl of course while O is a boy, you feel me?

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Chris*
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 9:50pm UTC

silly me, thinking i was
GOOD ENOUGH.

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steffykins
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 6:51pm UTC

Am I the only one who misses actual, handwritten letters?
I just love the way they used to be so personal.
I don't know whether it was
the postage stamp,
the slight smear of the ink,
or even the smell of the paper,
but I used to feel so
happy
when somebody wrote me.
Like somebody cared enough about me to put in the effort.
I miss those days.

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
September 26, 2013 11:15am UTC

When you think about it handwriting is pretty weird
like we are all writing the same letters but for some reason our brains comprehend them differently and as hard as
we try we can't get our brains to comprehend how somehow else makes their letters and copy their handwriting

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TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
January 16, 2014 12:17pm UTC

*My reaction to The Fault in Our Stars*
Me: *cries for fourrty five minutes*
Me: *lies in bed for two hours trying to gather thoughts*
Me: *Writes John Green a heartfelt letter at one'o'clock in the morning*

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Swag Unicorn*
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 10:24pm UTC

Boyfriend has nine letters
but so does
Starbucks
Please don't remove this!

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*Death*
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 1:57am UTC

I put the "I" in
Single

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sheyannadawn72*
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 7:58pm UTC

My Dearest Allie,
I couldn’t sleep last night because I know that it’s over between us. I’m not bitter anymore, because I know that what we had was real. And if in some distant place in the future we see each other in our new lives, I’ll smile at you with joy and remember how we spent the summer beneath the trees, learning from each other and growing in love. The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds, and that’s what you’ve given me. That’s what I hope to give to you forever. I love you. I’ll be seeing you.
-Noah

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bluebox2
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 7:15pm UTC

oops my 10 ten minute study break lasted the whole school year

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appleloop*
posted a quote
January 25, 2014 7:34pm UTC

You are the silence between the notes.The white space between the letters.The missing that makes everything else,a something
© format coded by: br0kenwings
Please don't remove this!

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DreamLikeReality
posted a quote
November 12, 2013 5:21pm UTC

There is a thin line between word and world.

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gab*
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 4:25pm UTC

I WONDER HOW PEOPLE REMEMBERED THE ORDER OF THE LETTERS IN THE ALPHABET
BeFoRe THe SoNG waS CReaTeD.

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*Death*
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 1:25am UTC

o
That's a nice letter.
It'd be a shame.
IF SOMETHING WERE TO...
HAPPEN TO IT.
c
>:) Muahahahaha

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 12:12pm UTC

I know this sounds weird
But lately
I have been writing letters to my future kids
I just write about my life
Stories that have happened
What's going on
So if they are older
And say you don't know how I feel
I will show them the letters
And tell them that at one point I was their age
And it wasn't easy

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