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*Tori Leigh*
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August 20, 2014 12:22am UTC
*at work*Me: Wow it's like super slow for a Saturday there's like no one here wot is going on Coworker: Well, it is sad outside. Cloudy and dreary... Me: IT'S SADTADAY OMG

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Bec*
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October 6, 2013 5:35am UTC
What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?
2 Na (say it)

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Bec*
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October 5, 2013 4:56am UTC
When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.

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kristabff
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October 4, 2013 10:20pm UTC
Haha, so how did you
like my little pun in my last quote there? It was quote stupundous, wasn't it?

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kristabff
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October 4, 2013 10:03pm UTC
When i saw the new
'contest lame pun' thing my face brightened up so much it was like someone turned a lamepun

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sapphireflames*
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October 4, 2013 8:06pm UTC
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I really wanted a camouflage shirt,
but I couldn't find one.
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cookiedoughformats

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ToriRox16
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February 2, 2013 1:48pm UTC
Never trust an atom.
They make up everything.

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