Do you ever just want to strangle those kids at school? Because I do. I let you BORROW that pen or pencil. (Yeah, I put borrow in bold, italics, and underlined it. Sh/t just got real.) Now, I don't know about you but my definition of borrow is use with my permission for a period of time and then give back. You don't keep it you fraking kleptomaniac!
illgiveyouablackeye*