Do you
ever
just
want
to strangle
those
kids
at school?
Because
I do.
I let
you BORROW that
pen or
pencil.
(Yeah,
I put
borrow
in bold,
italics,
and underlined
it. Sh/t
just got real.)
Now, I don't
know
about
you but my definition
of borrow
is use
with
my permission
for
a period
of
time and
then
give
back.
You don't keep
it you
fraking
kleptomaniac!