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  1. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2016 6:20pm UTC
    nIce PeoPLe Don’T
    necessarily fall in love with nice people.

  2. desultori* desultori*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 9:44pm UTC
    If you're going to state your opinion
    be prepared to hear opinions that are different than yours.
    If you're going to state your opinion
    and expect people to respect it even if they disagree with it,
    respect others opinions even if you disagree with them.
    An opinion is not a fact
    so please stop acting like it is.

  3. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 1:45pm UTC
    They say the best love is insane
    ♥♥♥
    Format by Breez

  4. DoctorCumstains DoctorCumstains
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 8:46pm UTC
    Think of all the people in the world,
    Think of their problems
    Think of their differences
    and never think that you're completely alone.

  5. SelinTheBean* SelinTheBean*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    *conversation with mom*
    me: hey mom I was thinking of being a stand up comedian because my jokes are really funny
    mom: no they're really not you never finish them because you laugh at literally everything you say
    me: i do not
    mom: oh yeah?
    me: yeah i'll prove it
    me: how does moses
    me: giggle chuckle
    me:
    me:make his tea
    me:
    me: snicker
    me:
    me:
    me: hAHAH HahAHaha ho hahahahMY God MO M I S2 G HAHah hAH aAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahaHAHAHH

  6. Temptress Temptress
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 12:43pm UTC
    you know whats fucked up? im not scared of my oesophagus rupturing. im not scared of electrolyte imbalances. im not scared of gastric rupture. im not scared of arrhythmia. all of those i could die from. im already showing signs of the first two and at times, the last one. but im not scared.
    what im scared of is the starvation eating away at my brain cells.
    i would rather die than lose my intelligence. ive lost my looks to this disease. my hair falls out, my teeth are rotting, my skin's a joke. i can't be stupid too.
    im more scared of being stupid than i am of dying a painful death from bulimia.
    if thats not fucked idk what is sorry

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