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Cammie
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 3:31pm UTC

The sentence "Are you as bored as I am?" can be read backwards and still makes sense.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 9:01pm UTC

I slit my wrists so i don't slit my throat

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kyle the creator*
posted a quote
December 31, 2013 3:23pm UTC

you shouldn't kiss anyone on january 1 because it's only the first date

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уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 2:36pm UTC

What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 10:47am UTC

Just because music didn't save your life
Format credit to OnceUponAMidSummerMorning
Doesn't mean it isn't your life

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chickittylover
posted a quote
November 5, 2013 3:52pm UTC

Format chickittylover
---------------everybody knows
so don't pretend to be nice,
there's no place you can hide,
you are just an ásshole,
everyone knows.---------------
((thanks for the support ásshole.))

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ShesLettingMeLiveWithMyDemons
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 12:33am UTC

Silly, silly girl.
Demons no longer
live under your bed;
they live in your head.

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*nerium*
posted a quote
December 14, 2014 10:43pm UTC

Rip out my throat, tear into my chest with savage hands until you grasp my beating heart. Hold and watch as, always, it beats for no one else but you.

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*nerium*
posted a quote
February 24, 2014 2:47pm UTC

You spoke to me and I found that strange because you were so beautiful and everyone knows that I am ugly - my insides are charred in places, and the lesser damaged organs are still a faint, concrete grey. And then there's you; you're so red and pink, so healthy compared to me. It wasn't until much later, that I discovered you too, have damaged organs. They are burnt black, and you hide them very well, but you let me see them - I felt so privileged, and realised that although you are charred in places, you are still beautiful...Perhaps this means I am capable of being beautiful too?

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*nerium*
posted a quote
December 7, 2014 4:46pm UTC

i want to travel across oceans and mountains. i want to experience the harshest of climates, from the bite of the himalayas to the humid intensity of the sahara. i want to speak to people in german, portuguese, french, spanish, italian. i want to write in russian and arabic and i want to pass people little notes with things like "vous êtes jolie!" or "sie sind sehr nett" written in my awful, ugly handwriting. i want to drive a car with the top down, or cling onto the back of a motorbike with my arms spread wide. i want to stuff my face with kulfi and vorschmack and baklava until i feel sick enough to puke. i want to stop this sham that i've called living.

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lost dreamer*
posted a quote
January 11, 2014 1:07am UTC

i tried so hard not to fall, but next thing i knew
>> i was already lying on the bottom, predictably broken. ♥

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bethonmeth
posted a quote
July 31, 2014 6:05pm UTC

"Squidward.."
"I see dead people"

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 25, 2013 9:16pm UTC

I tried so hard to be
exactly what you needed.

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*exploit*
posted a quote
February 2, 2014 4:02pm UTC

Fights can end in bloodied bodies or bloodied souls

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pinkneonlights_
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 3:58pm UTC

And
I can still
smell you
on my fingers
And
taste you
on my breath
(L.d.)

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KeepFighting
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 10:14pm UTC

I tried to recover.
I tried to get better
But somewhere along the way something went wrong.
I fell apart again,
I lost again.
a.a.

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rebecca*
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 11:11pm UTC

I think what a lot of people have a hard time understanding is that someone's religion (or lack thereof) isn't something you can easly change. It's not like a math problem, you can't explain it a certain way over and over to get them to understand you. Because religion isn't fact, it's an explanation. Some people will decide they don't like religion, and prefer to turn to science, even when science doesn't have a real answer. Others see something in whatever religion they choose to follow that makes them think "I like this. I find comfort in this." or "This makes sense to me. I believe in this." There is no way to prove who is right as far as religion goes because religion isn't a fact, it's a truth.

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AlpacaPerson
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 10:16pm UTC

is that a little bit of confidence i feel?
oh wait, no, nope false alarm.

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vivre merveilleusement*
posted a quote
November 28, 2013 11:16pm UTC

'write something that your parents would be proud of.'
huh.

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*gloomy*
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 3:27pm UTC

You guys can go on with your whole "Glass is half full" "Glass is half empty" stuff but honestly I will just look at it and say "That is a glass and it has water in it." Because maybe it doesn't want to be half full or half empty or some metaphor for how happy of a person you are.
Maybe it just wants to be a glass with water in it, because that's all it is.

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