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1. ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
   posted a quote
   January 13, 2014 7:01pm UTC
   *in a haunted house* *walls start bleeding and spell ６ ６ ６*
   *pulls out sharpie and makes it ６9 ６9 ６9*
   
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2. Hale_Storm18
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2014 4:04pm UTC
   me: *gets over 50 likes on a selfie*
   me: they like me! they really like me!
   
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3. PrimarilyParamore*
   posted a quote
   October 26, 2013 3:42pm UTC
   'Cuz I
   Feel like
   a
   bad joke
   walk the
   tight rope
   to hold
   on to
   you
   Was it
   real?
   Or a
   love scene,
   From a
   bad dream
   I don't
   think
   I can
   Forget A bout It♥♥♥
   - All Time Low
   "Forget About It" |Dirty Work
   format creds to the fan-freaking-tastic marissa123
   
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4. theWalrus
   posted a quote
   September 12, 2013 9:45pm UTC
   There was a wife standing in front of a mirror and telling to her husband,
   “I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a romantic compliment?”
   The husband replied, “Your eyesight is still excellent.”
   
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5. hiimawkward247*
   posted a quote
   September 10, 2013 12:10am UTC
   I MOST DEFINITELY DID NOT CHOOSE THE SCHOOL LIFE IT CHOSE ME.
   
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6. Karkam
   posted a quote
   January 27, 2013 8:18pm UTC
   Me in school without any internet.
   Me: Is this real life?
   
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