so my friend named her cat quesadilla and then her and her mother had a conversation that went sort of like this:
mom: where is nacho?
friend: his name is quesadilla
mom: well i like nacho
friend: WHY wont you call him by his name?
mom: because...
mom: because...
mom: because...
mom: because he's NACHO KITTY!
mom: *laughs hysterically*
mom: OHHHHHH
friend: *grabs quesadilla and runs*