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  1. Alifefullofmistakes...* Alifefullofmistakes...*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2014 2:34am UTC
    Forget injuries, but never forget kindness.

  2. mtndewhm* mtndewhm* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 9:12pm UTC
    Things I got hurt during:
    -Riding a bike (Broke right wrist, 3rd grade)
    -Walking up stairs (Broke right wrist, 7th grade)
    -Capture the flag (Broke right middle finger, 8th grade, it still hurts)
    -Swimming (summer between 1st and 2nd grade, scratched left eye on a pool floaty)
    Things I go out of without injury:
    -Tackled in soccer (last week)
    -Tackled twice in a row playing touch football (5th grade)
    -Getting my arm slammed in a car door (age 4)
    I don't know but it seems a bit backwards to me.

  3. StephanieCollado StephanieCollado
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 4:59pm UTC
    Soo...
    Today i got a boot for my sprained ankle.
    When my mom asked why i was so happy about it i responded...
    I GET AN ELEVATOR PASS!
    little does she know that that means i am dismissed from each class 10 minutes before the bell rings

  4. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 2:07pm UTC
    Zimmerman Non-Guilty
    All the words that came out of his mouth were fake.
    They convicted him as Non-Guilty. Explain to me how
    murdering a young boy is not guilty. He murdered a
    boy half his f*cking size who did not have a gun on him.
    He shot the boy from a distance since there wasn't any
    blood on him neither on the gun so, his say was fake.
    Treyvon did not bash his head on the ground because
    trust me, bashing your head on the ground would cause you
    more injuries than f*cking two lines of scratches.
    Zimmerman wasn't even doing his job correctly. Like,
    how can you convict him as Non-Guilty.
    I have lost faith in humanity

  5. Hanny* Hanny*
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    A Short Creepy Pasta Anyone?
    Once, there was a boy who loved to read. He read everything he could get his hands on, and loved going to his favorite book store. One day, the boy realized he had read everything the store had to offer. He confronted the owner, and asked him if he had anything the boy had never checked out. The owner said why, yes, I do, and pulled out a book called “Death”. He gladly sold it to the boy at a discounted price of 50$.
    However, he warned the boy, never to read the front page. Well, the boy returned to his house and read the book, and he was content. However, he always wondered, what could be on that front page, it was always in the back of his mind. One day, the temptation was too much for the boy, and he flipped to the very front of the book, and dropped the book in HORROR.
    There, in bold print, was MSRP 7.99$
    I gotta admit...this made me almost injure myself because I laughed so much xD
    It's a favourite of mine <3

  6. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 4:53am UTC
    If you tickle me, Im not responsible for your injuries.

  7. GRACEROCKS GRACEROCKS
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 7:32pm UTC
    If You Tickle Me
    I am not responsible for your injuries

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