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FreakingPip*
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December 16, 2013 9:41pm UTC

Me: *hears first few notes of a song*
Me: OHMYGOSH, I LOVE THIS SONG!!!

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Vinita*
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September 7, 2013 10:44pm UTC

Everyone has that one song, that song that motivates them. That song that makes you want to jog,eat a pickle,conquer Germany,ect. For me, that song is 'Born This Way' by Lady Gaga

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Vinita*
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September 4, 2013 8:44pm UTC

That moment when someone says that they smell apples then everybody starts sniffing everybody

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XxAmyCookiexX
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 7:53am UTC

Speaking of funerals
why dont you go ahead and die?

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Vinita*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 3:41pm UTC

Anyone else ever done the 'Cupid Shuffle' on bubble wrap?

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Leslie and Alli *
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 1:14am UTC

i wonder...
how the first period ever went...
girl:*goes to the bathroom*
girl:*OMG i am bleeding from my va/gina!!*
girl:*omg what is happening?!*
girl:*oh my gosh why is blood gushing out of a hole in my body when i didnt even hurt it?!*
girl:*IM GOING TO DIE!!*
girl:*my stomach hurts!!!!!!!*
girl:*hmm i will put something down there that will
maybe,hopefully block the bleeding from going everywere.
girl:*o-m-g! it worked!im going to save girls everywere!
boy:its not that bad
girl:OH YEAH DO YOU WANT TO BLEED FROM YOUR
DOWN THERE AREA NONSTOP?
boy:ha no but its not as bad as you say it is
girl:I DIDNT THINK SO!

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gab*
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June 23, 2013 6:22pm UTC

DO YOU EVER JUST FEEL LIKE YOU'VE
"outlistened"
A SONG THAT USED TO BE ONE OF YOUR FAVORITES? LIKE, IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'VE LISTENED TO IT TOO MANY TIMES FOR IT TO GIVE YOU THE SAME FEELINGS IT USED TO OR FOR YOU TO BE ABLE TO APPRECIATE
IT THE SAME WAY, AND NOW ALL YOU HEAR IS NOISE
WHENEVER YOU HEAR IT IT.

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