Imnotjoking Quotes

Amenah
posted a quote
August 4, 2014 9:57pm UTC

i literally just realised that in america the credit cards don't require pin numbers
where the hell is the logic in that omg

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
January 18, 2014 1:07am UTC

When I say I'm from the country,
people think I'm joking or they think
I'm from some cute little town or
what have you, but no. When I say
I'm from the country, I mean you
have to walk over a mile to the
nearest house, and drive half an
hour to the nearest cute little town
(well, if you follow the speed limit.)
Oh, and my neighbors? Yeah, most
of them are Amish. So, no, I'm not joking
or being over dramatic. It's the boonies.

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365days*
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 9:16pm UTC

Witty asked me to write something my parents would be proud of
Mom, Im getting an A in Scie-
"What about Math?"
Nevermind.

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myboys
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 5:41pm UTC

i literally ate so much today
first i had half of a watermelon
(that i ate by myself {this took like 2 hours bc i was watching youtube videos while doing so})
then my grandpa brought me home some breakfast
(four scrambled eggs, 2 pieces of toast and 2 strips of bacon)
after that i had a grapefruit
(self explainable)
then my cousin sister and i made cookies
(i ate 2)
with our extra cookie batter we decided to make a monster cookie
(it just finished and i ate like one fourth of it)
then my aunt brought my brother and i sandwiches
(6 inch)
Its only four and I started eating at like 11 this morning
I already agreed with myself that im not eating tommorow.
I swear i ate enough food to feed a third world country for a month
really

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*kawaii satan*
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 9:24am UTC

what if I told you that '50 Shades of Grey' was originally a Twilight fanfiction
i'm not even joking
oh my god
nmf

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GlassHorizon
posted a quote
July 9, 2013 9:36pm UTC

whispers in ur ear: i will never choose u ovr supernatural sam and dean and cas r my friends u rnt go away

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cvnt*
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May 26, 2013 9:15pm UTC

I want so badly to kill myself here and now, and I am perfectly relaxed at at peace with this thought.

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