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Amenah
posted a quote
March 26, 2015 2:59am UTC

i dont need to tell you im beautiful i know im perf get over urself and stOP IT NOW

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
March 11, 2014 8:31pm UTC

Do I
have a
story for
you:
So,
today I
wore my
new AWG
jacket to
school and
during my
7th period
this guy
goes,"
I like
your jacket.
Very gothic."

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 3:53pm UTC

Am I the only one who forgets how to breath?
Like sometimes I'll be standing there and then start dying because I forgot how to breath

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 7:38pm UTC

I'm laughing so hard because in one of my classes I sit next to one of those wannabe thug, swag type guys and he was listening to music the whole class and the class got really quiet and I just heard, "Where did he come from? Where did he go? Where did he come from Cotton Eyed Joe." coming from his headphones.

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Wolfgirl
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 3:55am UTC

bold what you've been called:
- ugly
- stupid
- not good enough
- a waste of space
- anorexic
- fat
- wh.re/sl.ut
- loser
- b.tch
- useless
- freak
- emo
- r.etard
- g.ay
- f.ag
- too tall
- too short
- nerd
- you'd be better dead

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swimswim98
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 10:27pm UTC

My brother walked into my room to ask for something but didn't close the door so I sang "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a godd*amn door?" and he literally walked back into my room and said "No. It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality" and left.
He's 11.
I have faith in the future generation.

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Tori-bird *
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 10:46am UTC

: i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

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BrookieeCookiee
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 8:28pm UTC

If I know you there's a 110% chance I've stalked you and your whole family.
I wish this was a joke..

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 6:43pm UTC

I have this friend and she used to have a pig as a pet and one time she
was eating bacon (why she was eating bacon when she had a pet pig, I'll never know) and she dropped some of it and the pig ate it and really liked it and long story short the pig soon became a cannibal.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 4:09am UTC

i just realized that if my life were made into
a movie, it'd either be extremely sad, long and occasionally good. or extremely boring while i watch netflix in my room with my cats.

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