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thealias
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April 8, 2015 1:41am UTC
u r a bag full of faeces lol bye

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Wisconsin
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February 4, 2014 3:04pm UTC
Plot twist: I'm not even from wisconsin.

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CatchYourPandas
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January 18, 2014 4:50pm UTC
Omega 3 - Warning
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We tried them all. Here is the only one we recommend.
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CatchYourPandas posted this quote to imfunny, 3 minutes ago
Bet you thought the ad above this quote was real.
double quote format by breeze

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AwkwardPaws*
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January 8, 2014 5:59pm UTC
Favorite Jokes #1
What did the cat say when no one was talking?
Awkward Paws
highlight to find the answer

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jeonghans_sideho*
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December 14, 2013 11:26pm UTC
me: what do you call a sleep walking nun?
me: i dunno, what do you call a sleep walking nun?
me: a roamin' catholic *slaps knee*
me: .....
me: screw you, I'm hilarious

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J I L L I A N ; )*
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October 25, 2013 11:25am UTC
omg. look at me.
instagram selfie.

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ocean pixie*
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October 1, 2013 1:41pm UTC
if you ever feel like you did something stupid, just remember zac efron and his yolo tattoo

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TOXIC_kitty1
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September 18, 2013 9:33am UTC
THAT ONE PERSON IN GYM CLASS WHO THINKS THEIR IN THE F/CKING OLYMPICS

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DeathOfASon
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September 15, 2013 10:49am UTC
It's better to love a short girl than not a tall.

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zer0*
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September 7, 2013 7:35am UTC
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ~ have a good day
because you deserve it!
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ~ and if someone tries to
ruin your mood
(ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ~ burn them.

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MeghanMarie
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September 1, 2013 5:11pm UTC
am i the only one that occasionally wants to set themselves on fire no just me ok

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mattnunz
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August 30, 2013 2:41pm UTC
me: mark, my words!
mark: *brings me my dictionary*
me: thank you mark

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Lifehappens
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August 20, 2013 6:08pm UTC
Normal people: * Wave glowsticks in the air*
Me: *Waves laptop in the air*

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Melisaa
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August 12, 2013 6:02pm UTC
Teacher: What do you want to do when you grow up?
Me: I'm already doing it.
Teacher: And what are you doing?
Me: Blogging.

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mattnunz
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August 8, 2013 7:41pm UTC
Me: *hears birds chirping*
Me: I bet they're talking about me

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ocean pixie*
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August 2, 2013 7:01pm UTC
"I won't spill any," she says as she spills nail polish on her brand new, white laptop.

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AnaCastro196
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July 16, 2013 1:28am UTC
Your face would look better between my legs.

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AnaCastro196
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July 16, 2013 1:26am UTC
Hello, my name is
What you'll be screaming in bed tonight.
format credit: halfempty

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AnaCastro196
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July 16, 2013 1:19am UTC
Your clothes have to go.
But you can stay.

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AnaCastro196
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July 16, 2013 1:13am UTC
Talk dirty to me.

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