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1. swimswim98
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   May 26, 2013 9:44am UTC
   Mom: You should go outside and be social! Meet new people, talk to them!
   Me: But mom, I am social! I have 87 followers on witty!
   Mom: Wait, what's witty. I want to see
   Me: Nothing... ABORT. ABORT MISSION *throws every laptop we own out the window*
   
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