Mom: You should go
outside and be social! Meet new people, talk to them!
Me: But mom, I am social! I have 87 followers on
witty!
Mom: Wait, what's witty. I want to
see
Me: Nothing... ABORT. ABORT MISSION *throws every
laptop we own out the window*
Mom: You should go outside and be social! Meet new people, talk
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