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1. TRU3LOV3FOR3V3R *
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   June 18, 2014 11:38am UTC
   :) Stay beautiful! :)
   
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2. TRU3LOV3FOR3V3R *
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   June 16, 2014 3:52pm UTC
   When someone calls me ugly, I get really sad and hug them, because life must be hard for the visually impaired.
   
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3. heartofstones
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   March 10, 2014 5:19pm UTC
   I'm so naturally funny because my life is a joke.
   
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4. heartofstones
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   March 4, 2014 7:11pm UTC
   You text him and he doesn't text you back.
   He was obviously so exited that you texted him that he fainted.
   
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5. LittleHarmony
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   August 18, 2013 12:20pm UTC
   If heat rises, why am I not floating?
   
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6. oakey101
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   July 31, 2013 3:22pm UTC
   If we all followed the people who follow Witty Profiles on Twitter, we'd have lots of followers and it would make us look like we have lots of friends.
   
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