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brillt27
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July 31, 2013 5:55pm UTC
a random toddler waved at me today.
i didnt wave back.
welcome to life and its disappointments you little shít.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 2:36pm UTC
Girl: Are you spanish and white?
Me: No, I'm white... but not spanish.
Girl: Then what are you?
Me: I'm black and-
Girl: Oh, Whos your favorite rapper?
Me:...

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bye*
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 5:17pm UTC
things that cause me a mental breakdown
slow internet connection
losing something i held a second ago
kids screaming for no reason
girls with annoying voices
math
my mom
arguing with stupid people

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 10:44am UTC
Kid: Caitlin!
Me: *listening to music*
Kid: *rips out my earbud*
Me: *tackles to the ground, punches in the face, kicks repeatedly in the spine*
Me: *rips off fingers, bakes them at 350 degrees, places on plate*
Me: *eats like fishsticks*

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