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Best Ihadto Quotes This Week

  1. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 1:18pm UTC
    I wasn't going to buy Thrift Shop on iTunes,
    but sh/t, it was 99 cents.

  2. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 11:55am UTC
    I crave you
    in the most
    innocent form.
    I crave to say
    good night
    and give you
    forehead kisses
    and to say
    that I adore you
    when you feel
    at your worst.
    I crave you
    in ways
    where I just
    want to be
    next to you
    and nothing
    more or less.

  3. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 6:37pm UTC
    My sexual orientation is straight
    to the computer when I wake up.

  4. Live2Run2Live* Live2Run2Live*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 12:00am UTC
    I KNEW I HAD TO DO IT,
    & he wouldn't understand.

  5. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 3:44am UTC
    A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
    Suddenly, Lorraine dies.
    At the funeral, the man stands up and says; 'I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.'

  6. TheDysfunctional TheDysfunctional
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    And sometimes you just
    ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`▭´)ノ︵ ┻━┻

  7. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2014 5:32pm UTC
    If these Sheets were the States
    and you were
    miles away I'd
    fold them end over end
    to bring you closer
    to me because
    I don't sleep at all
    without you pressed up against me
    I'd settle for long distance calls
    I'm lost in empty pillow talk
    Again...

  8. iluvdogs134 iluvdogs134
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 7:45pm UTC
    *HACKED BY ASH'S BESTFRIEND*
    So go to her proffillee and loook at her picture... Thennn rate on a 1-10 to how purrttyyy shee iss c: Shes gonnaaa hatttee me... but doooo ittt. it'll be the best thinnng eevvva xD
    Sincerely,
    Ash's #1 Friend c;

  9. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 12:54pm UTC
    Hello,
    Brooklyn!
    - All Time Low
    "Hello Brooklyn"|Nothing Personal
    <span style="font-size:" 8px;"="">format by fake_a_smile

  10. Belieber893 Belieber893
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 4:39pm UTC
    8TH GRADE
    Boy: I Really Like You; Will You Please Go Out With Me...?
    Girl: Yes.
    Boy: What?!?
    Girl: Yes.
    Boy: YES!
    *Girl Starts To Fall For The Boy*
    *Exactly One Month Later*
    Girl's friend: I Think It`s Time You Two Broke Up.!
    Girl: Okay..{Secretly Doesn`t Want To But Is Too Afraid Her Friend Will Hate Her If She Says No.}
    ...
    Boy: Hey.
    Girl: Hi.
    Boy: How's it going?
    Girl: It's fine.
    Boy: What's wrong?
    Girl: I think we should break up..
    Boy: What..?
    Girl: We should break up.
    Boy: Why..?
    Girl: It`s Just... We Never See Each Other Anymore/:
    Boy: I can change that.
    Girl: I've never met your family..
    Boy: I can change that.
    Girl: I just don't feel that way for you anymore..
    Boy: I wish I could change that.
    Girl: I'm sorry.
    Boy: I know.
    Girl: I Have To Go..
    Boy: Thanks for trying..
    {Next day:}
    Boy: Hey.
    Girl: I'm sorry..
    Boy: No I'm happy we broke up I could tell we weren't going anywhere too.
    Girl: Okay.../;
    {Freshman year:}( 9th Grade )
    Girl: (Playing their song) I like him.I have since we first started dating,but I can't tell him;I can't tell anybody.
    {Sophomore year:}( 10th Grade )
    Boy: (Has A New Girlfriend)
    Girl: (Playing their song) I like him...I still do...but I can't tell him,I can't tell anybody.
    {Junior year:} ( 11th Grade )
    Boy: (Him And His Girlfriend Break Upp)
    Girl: I Like You. I Always Have -&&- Always Will!
    Boy: I'm Sorry, I Like Someone Else.
    Girl: (Runs Away Cryingg.)
    {The next day:}
    Boy: (Finds a note in his locker)
    Note: I Told You I Like You, But I Was Wrong. I Meant I Love You; But You Don`t Love Me. I Wish I Could Change That. I`m Sorry For That Day Back In 8th Grade. I Really Didn`t Want To. I`m Gone Now, I`ve Been Sick For A While Now.. But The Time You Read This I`ll Be In The Hospital On Life Support. I Just Needed To Tell You Before I`m one. I Love You♥ Don`t Forget That!!(:
    Boy: (Stares At The Paper For A Long Time And Runs Down The Hall, He Went To Her House, But She Wasn`t Home.)
    {The next day:}
    Boy: (Goes To The Hospital And Tells The Nurse Who He Wants To See)
    Nurse: It seems she checked out yesterday.
    Boy: She's better?
    Nurse: I'm afraid not. She had cancer and she passed away yesterday. I'm sorry.
    Boy: (stares at the floor, he runs out the door and down the street)
    {The Next Day, At Her Funeral!)
    Boy: (Asks to speak)
    Boy: A Few Days Ago I Received A Note From Her. (He Reads The Note) And I Wanted To Tell Her Before She Left That I Loved Her, I Love Her. I Loved Her For A Long Time; And There Is Nothing I Can Do Now.! -Nothing-
    All I Can Say Is I Love You, And Now Your Gone.... I Wish I Could Change That.!
    Boy: (Starts Crying And So Does Everyone Else.)
    ~
    The Boy Ends Up Marrying Her Friend Who Told Her To Break Up With Him In The First Place. When He Found Out What She Had Done, He Killed Himself; To Be With The Girl He Really Loves!♥ He Was 28.
    Repost Or You Will Have Bad Luck In Love For 28 Years./:
    Repost And Somebody Will Tell You They "Love You" Tomorrow And You Will Get Good News Tonight At Midnight:)

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