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  1. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2014 5:32pm UTC
    If these Sheets were the States
    and you were
    miles away I'd
    fold them end over end
    to bring you closer
    to me because
    I don't sleep at all
    without you pressed up against me
    I'd settle for long distance calls
    I'm lost in empty pillow talk
    Again...

  2. ItsRachaelxo ItsRachaelxo
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 6:58am UTC
    1. My boy side
    [x] I love hoodies
    [x] I love jeans
    [x] Dogs are better than cats
    [x] It’s hilarious when people get hurt
    [] Shopping is torture
    [x] Sad movies suck
    [] I own a car racing game
    [x] I played with hot wheels cars as a kid
    [ x] At some point in time I wanted to be a firefighter
    [x] I owned a ds, ps2, ps3, n64, or sega
    [] I used to be obsessed with power rangers
    [x] I have watched sports on tv
    [x] Gory movies are cool
    [] I go to my dad for advice
    [x] I hate drama
    [] I own like a trillion baseball caps
    [] You used to collect hockey cards
    [x] Baggy sweats are cool to wear
    [] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
    [x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of my favorite colors
    [x] I love to go crazy and not care what people think
    [x] Sports are fun
    [] I talk with food in my mouth
    [x] I sleep with my socks on at night
    [] I have fished at least once
    2. My girl side
    [x] I love to shop
    [x] I wear eyeliner
    [] I wear the color pink
    [x] I go to my mom to talk
    [] I consider cheerleading a sport
    [] I hate wearing the color black
    [x] I like going to the mall
    [] I like getting manicures and/or pedicures
    [x] I like wearing jewelry
    [] I cried watching/reading the notebook
    [] Dresses are a big part of my wardrobe
    [ ] Shopping is one of my favorite hobbies
    [] I don’t like the movie Star Wars
    [x] I am/was in gymnastics
    [] It takes me around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up
    [x] I smile a lot more than I should
    [x] I have more than 10 pairs of shoes
    [] I care about what I look like
    [] I like wearing dresses when I can
    [ ] I like wearing high heel shoes
    [x] I used to play with dolls as little kid
    [] I like putting make-up on others
    [] I like being the star of everything
    3. Appearance
    [x] I am shorter than 5′5″
    [x] I have many scars
    [x] I tan easily
    [x] I wish my hair was a different color
    [x ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color
    [ ] I have a tattoo
    [] I am self-conscious about my appearance
    [] I’ve had/have braces
    [x] I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger
    [x] I have more than two piercings
    [ ] I have/had piercings in places besides my ears
    4. Experiences
    [x] I’ve gotten lost in my city
    [x] I’ve seen a shooting star
    [x] I’ve wished on a shooting star
    [ ] I’ve seen a meteor shower
    [x] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas
    [x] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator
    [x] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts
    [] I’ve been to a casino
    [x] I always get mistaken as much older than I actually am
    [] I’ve been skydiving
    [] I’ve gone skinny-dipping
    [x] I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
    [] I’ve crashed a car
    [] I’ve been skiing
    [x] I’ve been in a musical
    [x] I’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue
    [] I’ve seen the northern lights
    [] I’ve sat on a rooftop at night
    [x] I’ve played a prank on someone
    [x] I’ve ridden in a taxi
    [] I’ve seen the rocky horror picture show
    [x] I’ve eaten sushi
    [] I’ve been snowboarding
    5 . Relationships
    [x] I’m single
    [] I’m in a relationship
    [] I’m engaged
    [] I’m married
    [x] I miss someone right now
    [ ] I've played with someones emotions on purpose before
    [ ] I’ve gotten divorced
    [ ] I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t
    [x] I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did
    6. Honesty/Crime
    [x] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t
    [x] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t
    [] I’ve snuck out
    [] I’ve lied to my parents about where I am
    [x] I’ve cheated while playing a game
    [] I’ve ran a red light
    [] I’ve witnessed a crime
    [x] I’ve been in a fist fight
    [] I’ve been arrested
    IT WASNT MY FAULT
    7. Death and suicide
    [x] I’m afraid of dying
    [x] I hate funerals
    [] I've thought about how I would die
    [x] I’ve seen someone/something dying
    [] I've had a near death experience
    [] I’ve written a eulogy for myself
    8. Random/Love
    [x] I do sing...sometimes
    [ ] Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant
    [x] I open up to others easily
    [] My parents are divorced
    [] I watch the news
    [x] I don’t kill bugs
    [x] I sing in the shower
    [] I am a morning person
    [] Ive been abused
    [] I paid for a cell phone ring tone
    [] I am a sports fanatic
    [] I twirl my hair
    [x] I care about grammar
    [] I have “?”’s in my screen name
    [x] I’ve copied more than 30 cd’s in a day
    [x] I bake well
    [x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange
    [x] I would wear pajamas to school
    [ ] I like Martha Stewart
    [] I know how to shoot a gun
    [x] I laugh at my own jokes. cause they’re funny
    [x] I eat fast food weekly
    [x] I’ve not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class
    [] I can’t sleep if there is a spider/roach in the room
    [x] I am ticklish
    [x] I love white chocolate
    [x] I bite my nails
    [x] I’m good at remembering faces
    [x] I’m good at remembering names
    [x] I’m good at remembering dates
    [x] I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life

  3. Live2Run2Live* Live2Run2Live*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 12:00am UTC
    I KNEW I HAD TO DO IT,
    & he wouldn't understand.

  4. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 12:54pm UTC
    Hello,
    Brooklyn!
    - All Time Low
    "Hello Brooklyn"|Nothing Personal
    <span style="font-size:" 8px;"="">format by fake_a_smile

  5. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 3:44am UTC
    A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
    Suddenly, Lorraine dies.
    At the funeral, the man stands up and says; 'I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.'

  6. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 1:18pm UTC
    I wasn't going to buy Thrift Shop on iTunes,
    but sh/t, it was 99 cents.

  7. Belieber893 Belieber893
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 4:39pm UTC
    8TH GRADE
    Boy: I Really Like You; Will You Please Go Out With Me...?
    Girl: Yes.
    Boy: What?!?
    Girl: Yes.
    Boy: YES!
    *Girl Starts To Fall For The Boy*
    *Exactly One Month Later*
    Girl's friend: I Think It`s Time You Two Broke Up.!
    Girl: Okay..{Secretly Doesn`t Want To But Is Too Afraid Her Friend Will Hate Her If She Says No.}
    ...
    Boy: Hey.
    Girl: Hi.
    Boy: How's it going?
    Girl: It's fine.
    Boy: What's wrong?
    Girl: I think we should break up..
    Boy: What..?
    Girl: We should break up.
    Boy: Why..?
    Girl: It`s Just... We Never See Each Other Anymore/:
    Boy: I can change that.
    Girl: I've never met your family..
    Boy: I can change that.
    Girl: I just don't feel that way for you anymore..
    Boy: I wish I could change that.
    Girl: I'm sorry.
    Boy: I know.
    Girl: I Have To Go..
    Boy: Thanks for trying..
    {Next day:}
    Boy: Hey.
    Girl: I'm sorry..
    Boy: No I'm happy we broke up I could tell we weren't going anywhere too.
    Girl: Okay.../;
    {Freshman year:}( 9th Grade )
    Girl: (Playing their song) I like him.I have since we first started dating,but I can't tell him;I can't tell anybody.
    {Sophomore year:}( 10th Grade )
    Boy: (Has A New Girlfriend)
    Girl: (Playing their song) I like him...I still do...but I can't tell him,I can't tell anybody.
    {Junior year:} ( 11th Grade )
    Boy: (Him And His Girlfriend Break Upp)
    Girl: I Like You. I Always Have -&&- Always Will!
    Boy: I'm Sorry, I Like Someone Else.
    Girl: (Runs Away Cryingg.)
    {The next day:}
    Boy: (Finds a note in his locker)
    Note: I Told You I Like You, But I Was Wrong. I Meant I Love You; But You Don`t Love Me. I Wish I Could Change That. I`m Sorry For That Day Back In 8th Grade. I Really Didn`t Want To. I`m Gone Now, I`ve Been Sick For A While Now.. But The Time You Read This I`ll Be In The Hospital On Life Support. I Just Needed To Tell You Before I`m one. I Love You♥ Don`t Forget That!!(:
    Boy: (Stares At The Paper For A Long Time And Runs Down The Hall, He Went To Her House, But She Wasn`t Home.)
    {The next day:}
    Boy: (Goes To The Hospital And Tells The Nurse Who He Wants To See)
    Nurse: It seems she checked out yesterday.
    Boy: She's better?
    Nurse: I'm afraid not. She had cancer and she passed away yesterday. I'm sorry.
    Boy: (stares at the floor, he runs out the door and down the street)
    {The Next Day, At Her Funeral!)
    Boy: (Asks to speak)
    Boy: A Few Days Ago I Received A Note From Her. (He Reads The Note) And I Wanted To Tell Her Before She Left That I Loved Her, I Love Her. I Loved Her For A Long Time; And There Is Nothing I Can Do Now.! -Nothing-
    All I Can Say Is I Love You, And Now Your Gone.... I Wish I Could Change That.!
    Boy: (Starts Crying And So Does Everyone Else.)
    ~
    The Boy Ends Up Marrying Her Friend Who Told Her To Break Up With Him In The First Place. When He Found Out What She Had Done, He Killed Himself; To Be With The Girl He Really Loves!♥ He Was 28.
    Repost Or You Will Have Bad Luck In Love For 28 Years./:
    Repost And Somebody Will Tell You They "Love You" Tomorrow And You Will Get Good News Tonight At Midnight:)

  8. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 11:55am UTC
    I crave you
    in the most
    innocent form.
    I crave to say
    good night
    and give you
    forehead kisses
    and to say
    that I adore you
    when you feel
    at your worst.
    I crave you
    in ways
    where I just
    want to be
    next to you
    and nothing
    more or less.

  9. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 6:37pm UTC
    My sexual orientation is straight
    to the computer when I wake up.

  10. TheDysfunctional TheDysfunctional
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    And sometimes you just
    ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`▭´)ノ︵ ┻━┻

  11. iluvdogs134 iluvdogs134
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 7:45pm UTC
    *HACKED BY ASH'S BESTFRIEND*
    So go to her proffillee and loook at her picture... Thennn rate on a 1-10 to how purrttyyy shee iss c: Shes gonnaaa hatttee me... but doooo ittt. it'll be the best thinnng eevvva xD
    Sincerely,
    Ash's #1 Friend c;

:)

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