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cocopuffs
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February 15, 2014 2:31pm UTC
me: *throws a screw at cute guy in timber class*
guy: ow what was that for
me: i wanna screw you

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cocopuffs
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February 15, 2014 2:27pm UTC
When most girls wear hoodies & messy buns they look amazing, but when I do it I look like I've tried every drug in the world

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*kawaii satan*
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August 13, 2013 6:32am UTC
the problem with money is that
too much of it belongs to people who aren't me.
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zimchim*
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August 25, 2015 6:34pm UTC
"most of the time when a woman bleeds,
it doesn't come from between her legs,
it comes from biting her tongue."
-unknown

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Jessica♥*
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July 1, 2013 10:14pm UTC
today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder

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cocopuffs
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February 15, 2014 2:24pm UTC
Me and my boyfriend are so different I exist... he doesn't

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