Humorous Quotes

TheCovertComic
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October 8, 2022 1:13am UTC

I shall go gentle into that good night.
Gentle as in silent.
Silent as in ninja.

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TheCovertComic
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October 11, 2014 1:02am UTC

Carpe diem dulcis: Seize a nice day!

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ArmagedonNinjaX
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December 16, 2013 3:58pm UTC

My dad found out I had an imaginary girlfriend.
He said, "You know you could do better."
"Thanks dad, that means a lot.", I replied
"I was talking to your girlfriend."

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ArmagedonNinjaX
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December 11, 2013 1:24pm UTC

Officer: Alright, we're going to have to do a drug test.
Me: Ight, cool, which drugs are we testing?

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ArmagedonNinjaX
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December 10, 2013 3:32pm UTC

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

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MeghanMarie
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November 8, 2013 10:19pm UTC

me: mom won't make dinner
dad: omg come on i'm on my period and i'm at work i think she can make dinner
me: wat

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skyyaygrr
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September 21, 2013 4:11pm UTC

Liam and miley broke up i guess things wernt twerking out..

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skyyaygrr
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September 21, 2013 4:02pm UTC

Why is it when im trying to sleep i have supersonic hearing? Just me?

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skyyaygrr
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August 27, 2013 12:03pm UTC

me: Ready for school
*second week*
me: i hate this hell hole!!

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skyyaygrr
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 5:36pm UTC

if i reply to you after 'k' you better feel special

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skyyaygrr
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 2:25am UTC

oh your boyfriend has a cute face?
well my computer has a cuter screen saver!

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skyyaygrr
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August 1, 2013 9:35pm UTC

I post a bunch of quotes simply because i have no life

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skyyaygrr
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August 1, 2013 5:25pm UTC

I will most likely end up forever alone because I would choose pizza over love any day.

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skyyaygrr
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July 31, 2013 9:30pm UTC

name your ipod 'titanic' plug it into the computer "titanic is syncing" press cancel feel like a hero!

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skyyaygrr
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July 30, 2013 8:26pm UTC

Your like my pinky toe i will eventually bang you on the table ;D

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_UniversalGiver_
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April 27, 2013 10:44pm UTC

Hollywood
infected your brain you wanted
kissin in the rain
-Marina and the Diamonds-

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Hari*
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April 8, 2013 4:42pm UTC

idk if i was dora's parents i'd be concerned my
daughter's only friend was a talking monkey...

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Kamileon
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March 25, 2013 11:01pm UTC

Col. Mustard: Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?
Wadsworth: You don't need any help from me, sir.
Col. Mustard: That's right!

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Amzin_DJ_Makii_910
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March 12, 2013 5:03pm UTC

Me: "I love Eminem!"
Friend:"I loke skittles better"
Me:"No the rapper you idiot"
Friend:"No, your the idiot what's so great about an M&M wrapper?"
~DJ Makii

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† *
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February 20, 2013 9:02pm UTC

Me: *Sneezes Loudly*
Everyone: EARTHQUAKE!!

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