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Hoho Quotes

mollifers123
posted a quote
November 21, 2013 8:32pm UTC
Dear Girls,
Santa saw your Facebook photos,
and now all you're getting is clothes for Christmas.

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mollifers123
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 2:56am UTC
God made everyone
different♥
but he got tired by the time he got to China..
No offense i just thought it was funny. :)

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pshawi
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 12:01am UTC
my mom won't let me join the power ranger club at my school l :c

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kayznd
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 4:21pm UTC
My Mother wants to leave my Father...
She got invited to a club...
Said she couldn't do it.
I grabbed her by the shoulders, looked her in the eyes, and said, "Mom.... YOLO."
She went to the club. >.<

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yourbiggestfanthisisstan
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 8:21pm UTC
Girl are you a beaver
'cause
DAM

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