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TheCovertComic
posted a quote
October 4, 2020 4:22pm UTC

Now that nobody wears them anymore, nothing happens at the drop of a hat.

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Fat Amy*
posted a quote
February 6, 2014 8:22pm UTC

There are two hats on a hat rack. One hat said to the other hat, "Hey, you stay here. I'll go on ahead"

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JustNodandSmile
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 8:08pm UTC

Cause it's too co-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-old

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Last Serenade*
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 8:31pm UTC

There's a reason why I where hats

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Oniichan
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 6:24pm UTC

"Any old place I can hang my hat is home sweet home to me."
-William Jerome

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xoxoControlFreak
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 5:27am UTC

When winter comes
I want to welcome it
with open arms, since
winter brings hot cups of tea,
scarves, hats and letters
about how good the summer
to come will be.

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Llamalover183
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 9:41pm UTC

Oh yes, please ignore me, hate me, and talk about me behind my back because i called your friend rude. That's way worse than callin her a b*tch or a sl*t like you do. Hats off to you my darling.

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sailing_strong_210202
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 8:13am UTC

Please Leave all
Overcoats
Canes
and Top Hats
With the Doorman
From that Moment
You'll be out of Place
And Under Dressed

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peacegirl270
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 11:27pm UTC

What did one hat say to the other?
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You stay here, I'll go on a head.

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 9:22pm UTC

what is it about beanies
that makes guys that much hotter?

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