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1. idciammyself
   posted a quote
   October 9, 2014 10:51am UTC
   Sleep is my drug.
   Bed is my dealer.
   Alarm is the cops.
   School is the jail.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 25 points
2. Aphex
   posted a quote
   November 10, 2013 5:06pm UTC
   Sometimes I wish I could dislike quotes,but, good thing I can't.
   
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3. Christopher Robin*
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2013 4:41pm UTC
   Apparently I'm intimidating and hard to talk to...
   If you want to talk just talk, I don't bite...
   
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4. polinaagoldberg*
   posted a quote
   May 13, 2013 4:16pm UTC
   We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point
5. sarahmarlowXxx
   posted a quote
   February 14, 2013 8:52pm UTC
   *Esteban's voice*
   thees ees a deesaster
   
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