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1. Forever His*
   posted a quote
   May 10, 2014 5:42am UTC
   Legend Says, When You Cant Sleep At Night. It's Because You're Awake In Someone Else's Dream!
   Me: So If Everyone Could Stop Dreaming About Me, That'd Be Great;)
   
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2. Forever His*
   posted a quote
   May 10, 2014 5:40am UTC
   Legend Says, When You Cant Sleep At Night. It's Because You're Awake In Someone Else's Dream!
   Me: So If Everyone Could Stop Dreaming About Me, That'd Be Great;)
   
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3. ♪♫♪♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♥feelings♥♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪*
   posted a quote
   February 13, 2014 11:11am UTC
   This is a really funny joke
   So go on, LAUGH!
   
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4. doncasturbate*
   posted a quote
   January 4, 2014 9:39pm UTC
   I love putting my quotes in the funny category cause it's just like
   proving the fact that I'm hilarious.
   
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5. Livelovemusic11
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2013 10:54pm UTC
   If I don't talk to myself who will
   
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6. addictedtonutella
   posted a quote
   July 1, 2013 8:59pm UTC
   my new favorite song
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DeZyJqR1dk
   hahahahahahah
   
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7. Jamie Lee*
   posted a quote
   May 30, 2013 9:05pm UTC
   im a sheep shaggeer !!!!
   
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8. Cats_Are_My_Only_Friends*
   posted a quote
   May 15, 2013 10:48pm UTC
   If I were a facebook page i'd no longer be accepting friend requests....
   
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9. Gryffindor123
   posted a quote
   April 6, 2013 9:16am UTC
   Why did the chicken cross the road?
   TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!!! :D
   
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10. cookie_monster_emzz
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 4:59am UTC
    laughter is the best medicine,
    but if you laugh for no reason.....
    ....... you need medicine
    
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11. xxTORNxxDOWNxx
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    When I woke up: :/
    When I went to school: :(
    When I came home: :)
    When I got on chat: :D
    
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12. the_story_left_untold
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 7:14pm UTC
    "You are what you eat".
    me: oh shoot i need to eat a skinny person.
    
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13. sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    *Esteban's voice*
    thees ees a deesaster
    
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14. jay99
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 2:30pm UTC
    Adding a winking face to a text always makes it seem sexual
    I hate you ;)
    I have to make up a test ;)
    I fell out of a window ;)
    I killed your dog ;)
    I failed a class ;)
    
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15. BlondieBooJayy
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    t he hi gher you build the wall s
    You build the walls around your heart the harder
    you fall when someone
    TEARS THEM DOWN.
    
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16. BlondieBooJayy
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 3:22pm UTC
    "did you just fall?"
    "No I attacked the floor!
    "backwards?"
    "Im freaking talented."
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 21 points

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