Best Group Quotes This Week

doublesidedice
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May 31, 2013 6:28pm UTC

There's always that one person in the group pictures that looks like they're high.

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Rach_K
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 2:46pm UTC

What's your most embarrassing moments?
Ever have a sudden flash of pretty much everything embarrassing that's ever happened to you?...
Yeah....
Well, I do and I was curious if anyone else can top me in the embarrassment department. Up for the challenge?

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GRACEROCKS
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 8:45pm UTC

*Someone farts in a group of about 10*
Me- Who was that?
My Younger Sister- It dosen't matter who it was, it
just matters that they dont do it again.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
January 27, 2014 8:01pm UTC

I have a male friend who's really good at guessing bra sizes
in my group of friends he got 4/5 of us right.

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pinkneonlights_
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 4:50am UTC

Are u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though
you are also a teenager? same.

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sarbearthecarebear
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 1:27pm UTC

I want to start my own accapella group.

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DunGoofed
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 2:35am UTC

There is always one class during my day where I have no friends in it and the teacher always makes us pick partners and I'm left out and put into a group of three where the people hate me.

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Sweden*
posted a quote
October 23, 2014 9:31pm UTC

Anxiety Group.
A girl pointed at the crowd and told the boy,
"what is that?" and he said "you have anxiety now".
It wasn't her fault for being scared of crowds.
It's just that fear decided to wrap around her
like a big blanket, and thought she was cold.
Sometimes, she can't move but fall on the ground.
On her knees, she was forced to let the fear,
control her body and mind every day.
Fearing, that she will drown in those big crowds.
Anxiety built up and she couldn't handle it anymore.
Then she was welcomed to "Anxiety group".
A place, her therapist said 'will help you'.
Her parents encouraged, everyone agreed.
Her mind screamed "what in the he//!".
She ended up going anyway, meeting a boy.
Different problem, anorexic and sad.
She wished, he wasn't sad, and broken.
But, she knew the demons in him,
are making him broken.
A girl pointed at a group and told the boy "what is that group?"
he slowly smiled and said "welcome to anxiety group".

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exlovenmbr8
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 10:20pm UTC

It's funny when people
think they are a bigger fan
just because they knew the
Team/Group/Band/Song
first <3

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Carla Crahan.*
posted a quote
April 1, 2014 3:51pm UTC

I confess that when I read that A Day To Remember would give a concert in Argentina I cried with happiness, I felt my country was not as marginalized as I believed by the post-hardcore bands (?)

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The_Sky_Is_Falling*
posted a quote
September 5, 2013 10:53pm UTC

It's quite funny how people
can hate a specific group
all because there's some
that take it too far. Like,
you hate Christians? Cool,
you're a d.ick for judging a
whole religion based on the
extremists. Every group has
people that take it a step too far
(extremeists) - including atheists,
so stop being an ignorant little f.uck.

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musicure
posted a quote
June 18, 2016 6:15pm UTC

you're the light
that makes my darkness disappear

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I'm a Niall Girl*
posted a quote
December 10, 2014 1:15pm UTC

Gilbert Baker, also known as the "Gay Betsy Ross," designed the rainbow flag, or pride flag, in San Francisco in 1978.

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ceceliamiddle18
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 9:55pm UTC

I T B O T H E R S M E
HOW GROUP MESSAGES
D O N ' T T E L L Y O U
IF THE MESSAGE WAS
D E L I V E R E D O R N O T

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I'm a Niall Girl*
posted a quote
December 10, 2014 1:12pm UTC

In Iran, a divorced woman is more marriageable than an unmarried girl with a ruptured hymen.

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arianaa-is-my-queen*
posted a quote
May 17, 2014 8:48pm UTC

N-Dubz are apparently getting back together this year

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I'm a Niall Girl*
posted a quote
December 10, 2014 1:05pm UTC

A group of bears is called a sleuth or a sloth.

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EmilyLouise1212
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 7:23pm UTC

I'm done with all of my face friends.
I mean as paramore said "some of us have to grow up sometimes so if I have to I'm gonna leave you behind."

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I'm a Niall Girl*
posted a quote
December 10, 2014 1:09pm UTC

Many scientists believed the planet would be quite tropical, and the first Soviet spacecraft was loaded with equipment to confirm the presence of water.

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Sweden*
posted a quote
October 29, 2014 3:49pm UTC

*Part of the Anxiety group series of poems
*Boy's perspective (if you read 1st one you'll know him ;) )
A n o r e x i a
The word that makes me cringe.
At how it made me, the person I am.
Weak,fat..lost.
And, yes I am a boy.
I am the boy, everyone thought that,
was healthy and eating, normally.
But no, I am the boy, with the demons,
consuming my fear every day like
breakfast,lunch and dinner.
I found myself the boy who was broken,
into small shards of sharp glass.
It cut my hands, as I tried to pick it up.
And I did this till she came along.
The girl with anxiety, who's parents
and therapist sent to the group.
Hates the crowds, because she is
afraid she'll drown in them.
She was different. I like different.
I held out my hand for her, my scarred,thin and boney hand out for her.
She smiled gratefully and took my hand, just like that.
The anxiety group doesn't feel so bad anymore..

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