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  1. Bre1357 Bre1357
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 2:53pm UTC
    Funny s.hit

  2. IronButterfly IronButterfly
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    When karma comes back to punch you in the face, i wanna be thre... just in case it needs help..

  3. maddilovesstar maddilovesstar
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 10:16pm UTC
    Goodbye drama,
    Goodbye class,
    Goodbye rude teachers,
    Middle school, you can kiss my-

  4. destinehurricane destinehurricane
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    “Fedoras. #ICan’t. Whether you’re a guy or a girl, you should not be wearing this on your head. It’s never okay. Unless you’re Freddy Krueger. I actually can understand why they made Freddy Krueger wear a fedora because a man trying to kill me wearing something like that on his head is my worst effing nightmare. #ICan’t.”
    #ICan't #Carly Aquilino #girl code

  5. ilovetoeat ilovetoeat
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 12:01pm UTC
    When you and your best friend are siting in class and some you both both had feeling for starts singing in the middle of class.
    "When i was your man" good song but not when he sings it.

  6. Livelovemusic11 Livelovemusic11
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 1:59pm UTC
    5 things I'm not lazy at:
    1)Eating
    2)Drinking
    3)Online
    4)Watching TV
    5)Sleeping

  7. jordanashley jordanashley
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 7:48pm UTC
    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.

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