I met a girl through my friend on facebook that should be a wittian. Our conversation over a picture:
*Picture is of a girl jumping in a soccer game to grab the ball*
Her: Teach me how to levitate.
Me: ^ I don't know who you are, but you're my kind of funny.
Her: Hi I'm Ranae and I like being awkward on elevators.
Me: Nice to meet you, I'm Carly and escalators scare me because I feel as though they're going to eat my feet.
Her: I wear crocs to protect my virginity.
Me: Very smart. My face must be croc shaped.
Her: I am a croc.
Me: Awkward croc high five.
Her: This escalated quickly.
Me: DON'T TALK ABOUT ESCALATORS! They're evil, mindless creatures that eat feet.
Can we take her in?
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