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absent *
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December 28, 2013 4:49pm UTC

I'm a bada$s cvnt who will now eat fairy bread for breakfast

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Leonidas32123
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June 6, 2013 6:08am UTC

EYE DONUT
CARROT ALL
SMILE IF YOU GET IT :)

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Ninja918
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April 6, 2013 10:13pm UTC

Why did the bullet come home from work?
Because he was "fired".

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catarina*
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February 25, 2013 9:40am UTC

3 words, 8 letters ♥
GO TO HELL.

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bella is a penguin *
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February 16, 2013 6:51pm UTC

*gets 3rd degree burns from bottom of laptop*

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jooyjooy
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February 16, 2013 6:12am UTC

Feeling Like I have accoplished somthing:
When I put the toothpaste on perfectly, Just like the movies..
series?

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catarina*
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February 14, 2013 11:46am UTC

What are you doing now?
I am trying to put M&M's in an alphabetical order.

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catarina*
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 1:04pm UTC

today in class
the teacher pointed on a
boy and he didn't pay attention
to what she was talking
about so he just was like
"I'm not even heerreee!
I'm just a illusioooon! "
he is the most quiet child in my class.

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bella is a penguin *
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February 9, 2013 12:42am UTC

Trina: You smell so fruity.....
Cat: *stares out the window*
Trina: Sing the next line.
Cat: I can't
Trina: Why not?
Cat: It's dirty.
*fave if you know what its from and you know the next line*

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catarina*
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February 1, 2013 10:53am UTC

Trying to look natural around cops, even though you didn't do anything wrong...

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jariley*
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January 29, 2013 8:51pm UTC

No me gusta tú.
I don't like you in any language.

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