Funerals Quotes

RoseNightshade1799
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 7:58pm UTC

When I die,
I want people to write their fondest memory,
Inside joke, quote, from me
On a balloon,
Then let go.
When I die,
I want my ashes
To be scattered by the wind,
To be carried away by a river to the sea,
To be packed into the earth.
Let my tombstone be a living and growing giant.
Let my grave be
A quiet place in the hearts of all those I love,
Where they will remember me and laugh
About what I did while living,
Not regret the fact that I am dead.
I do not want to be buried under the earth
And forgotten,
Only a solemn, still, pale face
Among others.

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CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 10:33pm UTC

You know what's the worst part of funerals?
That awkawrd silent car ride with your parents
from the church to the cemetery.

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Heidi*
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 10:51pm UTC

Old people always poke me at weddings and say
"you're next"
so now I do the same thing at funerals.

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Heidi*
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 10:44pm UTC

Old people always poke me at weddings and say
"you're next"
so now I do the same thing at funerals.

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 4:50pm UTC

Things NOT to do during a funeral:
1) Yell out "YOLO"
2) tell old people "You're next"
3)Take a picture of the coffin and tag them on facebook
4)Wear a rainbow suit and say you put the "fun" in "funeral"
5)Whisper: "I see dead people"

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LittleNAT14
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 12:28pm UTC

wanna know what i think is stupid. We all give people flowers when they are dead... but not when they are alive!!! *mumbles* stupid funerals. :/
Mrs. Doyle <3

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