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  1. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    exercise
    exercis
    exerci
    exerc
    exer
    exe
    ex
    e
    ex
    ext
    extr
    extra
    extra f
    extra fr
    extra fri
    extra frie
    extra fries

  2. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 8:22pm UTC
    Me: Exercise
    Me: Exercis
    Me: Exerci
    Me: Exerc
    Me: Exer
    Me: Exe
    Me: Ex
    Me: Extra fries

  3. Drii_101 Drii_101
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 6:53pm UTC
    How to annoy people #3
    With every question someone asks you reply with"Would you like fries with that?"

  4. angelcharms angelcharms
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 5:00am UTC
    Exercise
    Exercis
    Exerci
    Exerc
    Exer
    Exe
    Ex
    Ext
    Extr
    Extra fries

  5. UND3R UND3R
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 8:59am UTC
    McDonald's: We hand pick the best potatoes for our fries.
    Me: Umm, excuse me? I am obviously the best potatoe here.

  6. AwkwardTouchTuesday AwkwardTouchTuesday
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    We were just trying to burn french fries.

  7. ParticipationAward* ParticipationAward*
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    So I'm not overweight or aything but I'm trying to be healthier by eating only 3 meals and 2 snacks each day and eating healthirer foods and OHMYGOODNESS IT IS THE HARDEST THING EVER!!! I used to eat literally all the time and not always healthy foods and now that I'm trying to be healthy I feel like I'm going to die...
    I miss my yummy foods :,(

  8. xRANDOMunicorns xRANDOMunicorns
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 6:47am UTC
    Why is life full of things,
    Life is like chocolate,
    Full of bad things,

  9. xRANDOMunicorns xRANDOMunicorns
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 6:44am UTC
    "Happy birthday,"
    "Who's birthday is it?"
    "Someones somewhere.."
    "That is soo true!"

  10. xRANDOMunicorns xRANDOMunicorns
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 6:34am UTC
    omg, Daddy
    Why did you eat my fries.
    Cos I bought them.
    And they were mine.
    But you ate them.
    You ate my fries.
    And I cry but you didn't see me cry. -----------------------------------------------------------

:)

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