---------- NEMO IS A GANGSTER THUG ---------- Me: WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS! Me: WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS! Nemo: Coz' I'm a fish yo Nemo: Word to yo fish homies Me: ... Me: *Turns to Dory* Me: WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS! Dory: *Swims Away*
*See's Finding Dory Advertisement* me: Wait... me: Hold up... me: What? me: Hold the phone... me: Where did Dory even go?? Like seriously Disney. What are ya doing losing characters. Get with the progam. I still love you though.
Friend: OMG did you hear Finding Nemo 2 is called Finding Dory? Me: Oh really? When is it coming out? Friend: Uh, like 2015 or something. Me: ... Me: *does maths* Me: I DID MY WAITING! Friend: God save me. Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT! Me: IN AZKABAN!!!