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megaserperior
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 5:53pm UTC
Me: *Scrolling through quotes*
Me: *Sees random selfie*
Me: OH GOD DO I KNOW YOU?!
Me: *Opens their profile, previous quotes, comments, and followers*
Me: *Stalks for an hour*
Me: ...Ok, I'm good...

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just another asian*
posted a quote
October 24, 2013 12:00pm UTC
At School:
While everyone is panicking, thinking that there was a real fire inside and they rush out, I'm the only one lagging behind and eating bread.

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D*
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September 28, 2013 2:59pm UTC
Quote #6895018 have been posted S0 many times..!! I didnt know it actually, i guess i would run a search before posting any quote.. :D

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D*
posted a quote
September 28, 2013 2:35pm UTC
Maybe my heart didn't really skip a beat,
and maybe the twinkle in you eye was just the sun reflecting weird,
and maybe the funny feeling in my stomach was just not having enough breakfast,
and maybe i just thought it was love !!!!!

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