Best Eggs Quotes Today

*crybaby*
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October 26, 2013 7:20am UTC

Don't you feel like some people should get eggs thrown at them... brick shaped eggs... made of brick...

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CharliesTheName
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May 13, 2013 5:40pm UTC

CapnDesDes on YouTube:
Destery: I swear, Taylor Swift comes out with a new single every month.
Destery: Watch how next month it's gonna be about how she dropped her eggs while grocery shopping.
Destery: No I'm not joking. Everyone will be like:
Everyone: Oh I know what you're going through, gurl.
Everyone: I've been there, gurl!

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pianogirl
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August 16, 2013 3:29pm UTC

(I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother walk into the cafe.)
Me: "So, what will it be?"
Child: "I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN."
(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
Mother: "Eggs.....he would like some eggs...."
Ha...saw this on Pinterest. :)

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DreamLikeReality
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November 10, 2013 7:07pm UTC

Eating eggs is like...*deep voice* devouring the unborn.

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Samwise Gamgee ♥*
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April 21, 2013 3:57pm UTC

Brother: *Gets on xbox and starts talking to my boyfriend while I'm making breakfast*
Brother: She says she's breaking up with you and never wants to talk to you again.
Brother: And she says she likes butts.
Brother: Just kidding she's making eggs.

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imjustthatcool
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March 30, 2013 12:25pm UTC

I love coloring Easter eggs(:
But then I dyed my finger tips and drew on the eggs and screamed out "I AM THE COLOR MONSTER" because I'm really mature.

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Livy*
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April 24, 2013 4:43pm UTC

Some people deserve to get eggs thrown at them.
Brick shaped eggs. Made out of brick.
♥

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Towitty4you
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February 23, 2013 3:48pm UTC

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

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em3456
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March 21, 2013 7:46pm UTC

Some people need to have eggs thrown at them....Brick shaped eggs.Made of brick.
nmq

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EmilyLouise1212
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June 28, 2013 9:45pm UTC

*watching joey make eggs*
joey:you were gonna be a chicken but GUESS WHAT
your mother or father didnt think you were worth it and
didnt want to fertilize you so guess what im gonna
eat you now. take that chicken!

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Evil_Baby
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February 18, 2013 11:30am UTC

Exercise
Ex....er....cise
Eggs... are... sides
For Bacon.
Bacon.

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Sandie
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June 9, 2013 8:59am UTC

I JUST REALISED EGGS ARE CHICKEN CAVIAR

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*compassionate soul*
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July 14, 2013 1:57pm UTC

Just made scrambled eggs for the first time ever and they taste goood according to the fam! I feel so accomplished! :D

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Carla Crahan.*
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April 27, 2014 1:00pm UTC

I never wanted it to end like this, but flies will lay their eggs...

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charlieisnotaunicorn
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January 24, 2013 8:52pm UTC

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go away.

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Supphamm
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April 7, 2013 1:44pm UTC

So I took the morning shift at the cafe I work at,
and we were serving breakfeast when
a little boy and his mother walked in.
Me- "So what'll it be kiddo?"
Kid- "I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN!!"
It gets extremely quiet as everyone in the resturant stares.
The mother is obviously embarried.
Her- "Eggs....He would like some eggs...."

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