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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 12:53pm UTC
Heat makes things expand.
So I don't have a weight
problem...
I'm just HOT.

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Blurryface*
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 8:13pm UTC
I love it when
someone puts a long complaint as their status
and when you ask if they're ok they reply:
"inbox me"
I'm sorry, was this private?

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Blurryface*
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 10:14pm UTC
I've got 99 problems and 86 of them
are completely made up scenarios in my head
that I'm stressing about for absolutely no logical reason

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