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seafoam*
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January 3, 2019 7:00pm UTC

when you left you thought I’d sit
and you thought I’d wait
and you thought I’d cry,
you called me a dumb blonde
but somehow I lived through it
& you know if there’s one thing
this blonde has learned:
blondes have more fun
♡ D o l l y P a r t o n ♡

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seafoam*
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January 3, 2019 6:49pm UTC

don’t try to cry your way out of this,
don’t try to lie or I’ll catch you in it.

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Travis Allred*
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January 16, 2014 9:18pm UTC

I was with my old friend Jennifer and Rachel yesterday.
Jennifer told me the story of how Rachel was
to dumb to located North America on the globe on her test
cause we obviously LIVE in the North America.
This is one of the reason why Rachel have blonde hair.

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dumb_blonde1998
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October 22, 2013 12:09pm UTC

When I get a question wrong or say something really stupid my excuse is "Shut up! I'm blonde therefore I'm allowed to have dumb moments!" then I run off so nobody can question what I just said.

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...*
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April 23, 2013 7:15pm UTC

How do you make a blonde become dumb?
You don't. they were born like that
No offence XDD

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QuietPeopleHaveLoudMinds
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February 26, 2013 6:54pm UTC

okay so this really dumb and preppy cheerleader is in my english class and today she walks in with the worst fake tan i've ever seen
she's naturally a pale person and today she walks in looking like and unevenly coated umpa loompa straight from the chocalate factory
it's was hilarious thank you karma you finally hit the right target

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alligatorsky
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February 21, 2013 3:21am UTC

I hate that I have so many questions but no one takes me seriously enough to answer them :(

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