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1. mtndewhm*
   posted a quote
   September 24, 2013 9:07pm UTC
   I was dropped as a baby.
   On a wooden table.
   You thought this was going to be one of those jokes, right?
   It's not.
   I was seriously dropped.
   
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2. *Yours Truly*
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2013 8:07pm UTC
   When you drop your phone,
   and there is always that sarcastic person that feels the need to say:
   "Good job"
   
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3. The Quiet*
   posted a quote
   July 24, 2013 11:32pm UTC
   I can finally move on, he dropped me down easy this time.
   
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4. Hyouka*
   posted a quote
   April 29, 2013 4:35pm UTC
   That moment when your heart just drops to the pit of your stomach.~
   
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5. Livy*
   posted a quote
   April 26, 2013 10:09pm UTC
   Some kids were dropped as a baby
   But you were clearly thrown in the air, smacked by a ceiling fan, and tossed out the window.
   ♥
   
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6. clearlytruthful
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   January 29, 2013 5:53pm UTC
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   Sorry, I just dropped my bag of Doritos.
   Nmq
   
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7. softballxwin27
   posted a quote
   January 29, 2013 5:07pm UTC
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   Sorry, I just dropped my bag of Doritos.
   
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