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  1. Repair Boy 🔥* Repair Boy 🔥*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2015 8:09pm UTC
    Who rules?
    Hyrule!

  2. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2015 12:58pm UTC
    IF YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO FIND A WEIRDO NEVER LET THEM GO.

  3. *sammi* *sammi*
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2014 5:36pm UTC
    INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE
    who are simultaneously GIANT
    DORKS are my ULTIMATE
    WEAKNESS 💋

  4. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2014 12:42am UTC
    I AM A DORK! Are you a dork? O,o

  5. calimarie calimarie
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 8:54pm UTC
    He wanted to give me a pet name but all he could think of was
    "Han Brolo"

  6. Phishy Phishy
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 3:15pm UTC
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    MENU
    ►►l
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    Okay so I'm in the library
    and I plugged in my headphones
    to listen to some study music,
    but I didn't plug it in all the way
    so some music was playing out loud.
    Everyone could hear it.
    I didn't realize this
    till the librarian came over
    and notified me15 minutes later.
    "You didn't realize your music was playing aloud?", she asked?
    "No," I said. "Nobody told me, and I didn't hear it".
    "I didn't mind. You have good taste in music," the girl next to me said.
    A couple other people around me nodded.
    "Well, you still have to shut it off," the librarian said.
    I've never been so embarrassed
    and flattered at the same time
    format by neversaynever16

  7. Futuresinger143 Futuresinger143
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2013 5:54pm UTC
    Most people on a Friday night: "WOO PARTAY!"
    Me on friday nights: "i Think about you every morning when
    i open my eyes......" (Singing to random songs to self quietly while doing
    absolutly nothing.)

  8. Cheshire Kitten* Cheshire Kitten*
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 2:36am UTC
    Pancakes
    And waffles
    The end
    (Thank you Tim, totally the best story ever!)

  9. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 7:49pm UTC
    Come to the Dork Side
    We have pi

  10. burning* burning*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 4:20pm UTC
    walking home from school and no one was around so i was singing as loud as possible, and i saw someone in there car with windows rolled down, wow im embarrassing.

  11. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    That moment when people mispernounce 'deoxyribonucleic acid' -_-

  12. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 8:43am UTC
    I have quite a good memory
    For example for snack time in 1st grade this girl said if I gave her my fruit gushers
    That I would get two of them the next day
    Well I never got my fruit gushers
    I'm going to hunt her down and get my fruit gushers

  13. Little_Writer_220 Little_Writer_220
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 5:19pm UTC
    New chapter of Who's That Guy is up! If you like One Direction or Grease (and Grease 2) I think you'll really like this story! So check it out...
    http://www.wattpad.com/story/7052863-who%27s-that-guy

  14. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 11:35pm UTC
    I don't need someone popular.
    I don't need someone handsome.
    I don't need someone intelligent.
    I don't need someone hilarious.
    Sure those are all prefered attributes but not needed.
    All I need is a dork that can love me back and be silly with me.

  15. neverenough neverenough
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    Yes, of course you can fall in love before you actually meet. I fall in love with pizza before it gets delivered to my house all the time.

  16. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 5:25pm UTC
    Well. I'm waiting to get my volunteering training at the moment. I was on iFunny and just stared at my phone and smiled for like 5 minutes.....wow.....only 5 minutes in the waiting room and I already look like a dork.

  17. JoElla2016 JoElla2016
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    Hes so..
    A[Dork]able(;

  18. Kaleidoscope Eyed* Kaleidoscope Eyed*
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 8:35pm UTC
    And you just started texting me
    and now im smiling like a dork again :)

  19. smiley_tana* smiley_tana*
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 12:00pm UTC
    He may be a dork. But hes my dork.

  20. Little_Writer_220 Little_Writer_220
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 5:38pm UTC
    Teenage Dirtbag
    Chapter Seven
    I smiled and followed her up the street to her house.
    She opened the door and led me straight to the bathroom.
    “Who do you live with?” I asked Chloe.
    “My brother,” she said. “My parents died when I was younger.”
    She said it like it was nothing. She said it like everyone’s parents were dead.
    “Oh,” I said quietly as she wet a rag.
    “Take off your shirt,” she said. “I’ll put it in the wash.”
    I looked down to find my shirt had some blood and dirt on it. I slipped it off and she took it from me.
    “I’ll be back in a second,” she said. “Just put some pressure on your nose and I’ll clean it off after.”
    I did as she told me to, and after a few minutes she came back. She took the rag from me and wet it again. My nose wasn’t bleeding as much as before, but there was dry blood on my upper lip.
    “Of all people,” she said quietly, more to herself than me. “You are the one who throws a punch at Harry Styles for me.”
    “Huh?” I asked.
    “Oh, sorry,” she said, snapping back to Earth. “Just talking to myself.”
    Her face was close to mine. Her face was very close to mine. I was watching her hands, but I had a feeling she was watching my eyes. I looked at hers, and I was right. She was already looking at mine.
    “You’ve got pretty eyes, you know,” she said sincerely, dabbing away some dry blood from my nose.
    “Thanks,” I said awkwardly. “What color are yours?”
    “Beats me,” she chuckled, focusing back on cleaning my nose. “Most times they’re green. Sometimes they’re blue green, other time they’re hazel.”
    I smiled and she moved the rag away.
    “I think that should do it,” she said. “It’s not bleeding anymore and there are only some little red stains on your skin.”
    “It’s cos I’m pale,” I laughed and she chuckled.
    “You’re not that bad,” she said.
    I laughed. “See? I’m not that bad. That still means I’m pale.”
    She laughed and I smiled. Her face was still close to mine. She was leaning over the toilet seat and patching up a cut I had on my forehead from hitting a rock when I fell. She looked into my eyes and smiled.
    “Yeah?” I asked.
    Her face got closer to mine. Then she stopped, and only moved her lips.
    “Can I?” she asked quietly.
    “I’ve only been waiting six years,” I said, putting my hands on her cheeks and crashing her lips onto mine.

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