Best Dicks Quotes This Week

DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 2:40pm UTC

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"
yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 1:55pm UTC

Pros and cons of boys:
Con: They're dícks
Pro: Their dícks

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 21, 2014 5:33pm UTC

"i dont like short hair on girls"
yeah well i dont like short d×cks on guys but here u are

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thatgirlnobodysees
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 8:38pm UTC

S(laughter)
Coincedence?
I think not

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DunGoofed
posted a quote
February 20, 2014 9:37pm UTC

Today I was tricked into going to Dick's Sporting Goods with my parents. So as we were walking inside I said "I don't like Dicks!" After I realized what I said, I was laughing so hard.

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thatgirlnobodysees
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 9:53pm UTC

If a man whistles at you, don't turn around, ignore him. You're a lady, not a dog.
~Niall Horan♥

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 4:25pm UTC

I'm only a b.itch
when I need to be.
It's a survival technique
due to d.icks like you.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 8:28pm UTC

Me: Uhg my throat hurts.
This b×tch: Probably from
all the dîcks you've been
swallowing.
Me: lol. nope. it's only
been your boyfriends(;

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burning*
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 9:35pm UTC

Did your Dad ever say
he would beat up your
boyfriend?
Iwonder how my boyfriend felt.

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ImNotNormal
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 8:26pm UTC

If someone tells me i'm dirty minded
How did they understand what i met?

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justkiddiing
posted a quote
May 23, 2016 7:07am UTC

I don't want you to clip my wings
again
but I don't want to end up alone
again
And he is a really smart man
and handsome too
so why would I end up
again
with a guy like you?
Because I'm a silly girl
and we go for what we think
we deservve
and with a self esteem like mine
I should pick you all the time
but
I've flown away with him once
and he said he loved the way my wings
reflext the sun
as if they where not all black
as if I belonged in that sky
and there I tought
I really want to make him mine

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