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  1. NothingButAbby NothingButAbby
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 10:52am UTC
    Me: What's on TV?
    My brother: A retárded, pink, cone headed, unemployed
    jerk that wears no shirt yet has títties and an oddly
    shaped yellow crackhead that flips burgers for a living.
    Me: Yay, Spongebob

  2. BeautifulPeopleAndAliens BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 5:15pm UTC
    PRETTY IS AN
    UGLY WORD

  3. wdmbguard wdmbguard
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 5:10pm UTC
    This face in the mirror has passionate brown eyes and long eye lashes. Brown oval glasses with a nose that fits it well. Long brown hair and a perfect white smile too. Shy but exciting and can always make a person smile.

  4. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 12:39pm UTC
    Skin to bone, steel to rust. Ash to ashes, dust to dust. Let tomorrow have its way with the promises we made. Skin to bone, steel to rust. Ash to ashes, dust to dust. Your deception, my disgust. When your name is finally drawn, I'll be happy that you're gone. Ash to ashes, dust to dust.

  5. clearlytruthful clearlytruthful
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 10:54pm UTC
    I hate it when people put others names into quotes or descriptions when they did something to them its annoying and makes the person feel really bad about themselves if I make a quote like that the person will know its about them and I will know if it is about me

  6. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 1:34am UTC
    Fanciful

  7. NiallsWifey NiallsWifey
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 11:10pm UTC
    How To Save A Heart- Description
    Adrianna Byron grew up with just her father, knowing nothing of what happened to her mother, not even looking like her. With her Father's dark red hair and sparkling blue eyes. Her father always worked hard to give her the things she wanted. She was happy with her life, until she started High School, when she was marked as an outcast and non-stop bullied from that day forth, pushing her into the deepest depression some people would ever witness.
    Chase Mitchell, on the other hand, had the life most people would dream of, he got everything he wanted, when he wanted it, he had a twin sister, two younger siblings, even an older sister, and both of his parents. He was captain of the football team, with dirty blonde hair and dark brown eyes. He'd always been the kind of guy who was popular, and with heaps of friends, and fit in really well with most people.
    When Chase and Adrianna's lives are thrown together, will it be all happy endings, or will Adrianna's negative personality throw them apart as quickly as they were thrust together?

  8. Heidi* Heidi*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    most girls describing the guy they like: his eyes are beautiful, his face looks like it was carved by angels, and everytime he smiles... the whole world seems perfect!
    me: well, i think he looks sexier than socks on a rooster

  9. JustBr3athe JustBr3athe
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    Okay guys, I completely forgot..how you put pictures in your description?

  10. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 3:46am UTC
    Masochistic

  11. ZiallAndPizza ZiallAndPizza
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 1:23pm UTC
    Hiya, I'm Rose, I love One direction. My favourite colour is yellow. I like the sims 3. I love Ballet. I enjoy reading.
    I am on witty for the second time now, my first account being so... weird (I'm not sure if weird even begins to describe it) that I deleted it.
    I haven't been on witty for a while, but I'm lovin this new layout!
    So anyway, Stay cool, stay in school, and don't do drugs.
    -Rose

:)

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