Dating Quotes

China_Buggy
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July 3, 2014 5:00am UTC

I just want you, me and the butterflies in my stomach.

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SuperNovaChic
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June 21, 2014 1:00pm UTC

DATING TIP: Are you single? Order a pizza. This won't really help when it comes to dating, but guess what? That pizza is all yours, buddy.

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Michelle Parker *
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June 10, 2014 2:14pm UTC

You Make Me Go ASDFGHJKL

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Michelle Parker *
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June 10, 2014 1:52pm UTC

Why Cant You Just Tell Me How You Feel Because How You Act Is Confusing Me

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Michelle Parker *
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June 10, 2014 1:49pm UTC

No We're Not Dating But He's Still Mine

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xapa
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June 8, 2014 3:38am UTC

Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:
1. Acquire several dozen limes.
2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
7. Marry them.

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Crazy girl*
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May 28, 2014 1:03pm UTC

HIGH SCHOOL DATING SYSTEM:
FRESHMAN TALK TO SOPHOMORES
SOPHOMORES TALK TO JUNIORS
JUNIORS TALK TO SENIORS
SENIORS TALK TO FRESHMAN

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SuperNovaChic
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May 16, 2014 4:23pm UTC

The awkward moment when you're trying to get over someone you never even dated.

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SuperNovaChic
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May 7, 2014 9:30pm UTC

Sometimes you can’t explain what you see in a person.
It’s just the way they take you to a place where no one else can.

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SuperNovaChic
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April 28, 2014 10:37am UTC

Just because someone desires you, does not mean that they value you.
Read it over.
Again.
Let those words resonate in your mind.

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Bri*
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April 23, 2014 3:44pm UTC

hey everyone. I need your help. can you do me a favor, if you get a chance, can you help me with a project that im doing for class. All you have to do is submit a post (its anonymous) tell me about your online dating experiences and how its impacted you. Thank you. Heres the tumblr. To submit go to the left hand corner click the thing that has three horizontal lines and click tell me your story and go. Also if the ask box doesn't have enough room for your story, you can send me the story in a private message here and I will post it. Just include your age and what gender you identify as. There is no judgement, Thank you in advance for contributing
http://i-virtual-connections.tumblr.com/

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capsized*
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April 19, 2014 11:56pm UTC

"its dark im scared"
dont worry bae i got this
*stomps foot*
*sketchers light up*

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capsized*
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April 18, 2014 9:43pm UTC

my type is hot boys that look like homeless meth addicts but still take showers everyday and arent actually addicted to meth

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SuperNovaChic
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April 15, 2014 8:32pm UTC

I like my men how I like my books.
Well-read and bound in leather. <3

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SuperNovaChic
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April 9, 2014 1:44pm UTC

I'm not single. I'm romantically challenged. XD

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SuperNovaChic
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March 31, 2014 12:14am UTC

Why?Why must you be my first thought when I wake upand my last thought before I fall asleep?

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DawnRaven
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March 23, 2014 7:00pm UTC

So I'm turning fifteen tomorrow...
Which means:
Tenth grade (Algebra 2, yikes!)
More responsibilities
I have to get a job
Drivers Ed.
Not to even mention:
The whole new terrifying territory of dating
Finally going to public school after being homeschooled my whole life
The psychotic voice constantly screaming in my head "only three more years and you're on your own!"
So... any advice?

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SuperNovaChic
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March 21, 2014 12:43pm UTC

❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Eating

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SuperNovaChic
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March 20, 2014 9:23pm UTC

99% of my socks are single and you don’t see them crying about it. XD

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SuperNovaChic
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March 4, 2014 12:24pm UTC

"You say that you love the rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains.
You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when it shines.
You say that you love the wind, but you close the windows when it blows.
This is why I'm afraid, you said that you love me too."- William Shakespeare

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