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Best Dating Quotes This Month

  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 5:43pm UTC
    The scariest thing about dating someone is that you will either break up with or end up marrying that person.

  2. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 1:15pm UTC
    perks of dating me
    awkward and weird so if you bring me in public with you you'll look cool and normal im quite the catch

  3. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    How many times does Ed
    have to say that he doesnt, and never will, like Taylor Swift in that way.
    Seriouly, his manager even said that they are just friends and Ed would never, ever date her.
    Ever.

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 5:48pm UTC
    pros of dating me:
    you're dating me
    cons of dating me:
    you're dating me

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    idk why i even bother getting crushes on ppl bc it’s not like i’m gonna end up dating them anyway so like it’s such a waste of feelings

  6. Fecondo75 Fecondo75
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 10:23pm UTC
    Just because someone flirts with you, doesn't mean they like you.
    Just because someone likes you, doesn't mean they want to date you.
    Just because someone wants to date you, doesn't mean they love you.
    Just because someone loves you, doesn't mean they won't hurt you.
    Because people lie; things change.
    Boyfriends cheat, best friends ditch.
    And there will always be those people that would kill to see you fall.

  7. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 7:57pm UTC
    Ever get the feeling you want a
    boyfriend/girlfriend's name tattooed on your body? If so, get it in Chinese so if you break up, you're able to say that it means 'Hope'.

  8. *Death* *Death*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 12:52am UTC
    It's a teen thing;
    Doing something weird and thinking "and this is why i'm single.."

  9. GRACEROCKS GRACEROCKS
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 9:19pm UTC
    The closest i have ever gotten to dating is giving someone the heart emoticon on club penguin... :(

  10. x0x_jay_x0x x0x_jay_x0x
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 12:14pm UTC
    Players aren't the worst;
    because they're players, you KNOW what they're gonna do. You EXPECT IT.
    It's those sweet guys, that make you feel like you're so special, that he's never
    felt this way about anybody else, and that he isn't ever going to hurt you or use you. But he does, I promise; and when he does, you don't expect it at all, and it
    completley destroys you

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 8:57pm UTC
    I would never cheat on someone. I mean, someone being stupid enough
    to date me is a once in a lifetime chance. I'm not going to mess it up.

  12. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2014 4:23pm UTC
    The awkward moment when you're trying to get over someone you never even dated.

  13. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 6:41pm UTC
    *last summer*
    Me: *calls my female friend* Hey you want to go to the park with me?
    Friend: Let me ask my dad.
    Me: Okay.
    Friend: Dad can I go to the park with Charlie?
    Friend's Dad: No dating.
    Friend: No he has a boyfriend.
    Friend's Dad: NO. He might turn you homosexual.
    Friend: But dad-
    Friend's Dad: No.
    Me: *hangs up*

  14. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2014 9:30pm UTC
    Sometimes you can’t explain what you see in a person.
    It’s just the way they take you to a place where no one else can.

  15. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 12:18am UTC
    You breathe oxygen ?
    we have so much in common .

  16. ViolinBoy ViolinBoy
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 6:07pm UTC
    Do people actually go on dates or are they just a myth?

  17. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2014 8:32pm UTC
    I like my men how I like my books.
    Well-read and bound in leather. <3

  18. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 12:14am UTC
    Why?Why must you be my first thought when I wake upand my last thought before I fall asleep?

  19. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2014 11:56pm UTC
    "its dark im scared"
    dont worry bae i got this
    *stomps foot*
    *sketchers light up*

  20. Hi_Im_Sam Hi_Im_Sam
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 6:05pm UTC
    okay so I was on witty on my phone and an add came up saying 'get the app' and I thought it meant an app for witty and I was like YAY..... I pressed it and it was for a dating app.....what you trying to say Steve?

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