Cuteguy Quotes

abn0rmal
posted a quote
March 30, 2014 8:54am UTC

when you see a cute guy
and then
you find out he's gay
:)))))))))))))))))))))))))
fml.

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Kaili_Shorey
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 9:56pm UTC

Me:I love you
Cute Guy: Do i know you??
Me: I wasn't taling to you!! *Looks a the slice of pizza* I was talking to my delicous pixe of pizza!

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YouNeedALifeBruv*
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 2:26pm UTC

Going out looking like sh^t
Cute guy goes by
Oh

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rainbowsandcookies
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October 4, 2013 11:03am UTC

*cute guy brushes my shoulder in corridors*
me:
*puts plastic bag on arm and showers*

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Everybodydotheflop
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September 15, 2013 10:41am UTC

Me: *makes attempt to start a conversation with cute guy*
Other person: *answers for him*
My mind: EXCUSE ME, I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU GET YOUR OWN CONVERSATION

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deasia23
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 10:54am UTC

So I went to the state park yesterday.
I met this really attractive guy,
I played volleyball with him, swam with him, talked to him about random things
He gave me his number.
We talked for awhile and I found out he was 23...greaaat

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maximum_ride

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May 11, 2013 11:14pm UTC

OMG! This really cute guy asked me out!!! Comment if you want details!!!!

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*silvergirl*
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May 11, 2013 7:30am UTC

Me: *looks at guy I like*
Friend: your babies will be black
Me: well that would make sense considering he is black
Friend: *looks at guy she likes*
Me: your babies will be black too
Friend: um how? we both have blonde hair and blue eyes
Me: Your genes will clash
Amy Lee:
President:
Random guy:
Prime Minister:
Steve:
The world:
Me: It will happen.
*not meant to be seen as rude*

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Crimsonella
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April 30, 2013 8:33pm UTC

I was in a hospital today and I saw this cute guy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was hey this one can't run away.

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Everybodydotheflop
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April 28, 2013 3:55pm UTC

*in supermarket*
Me: *sees really cute guy*
Cute guy: *looks over at me*
Me: *is holding piles of pizzas and chips*
Me: what do I do
Me: omg someone help
Me: but I'm waiting for my brother
Me: *tries to walk away quickly*
Me: *nearly falls*
*later, still in supermarket*
Me: *paying for stuff*
Cute guy: *is staring at me*
Me: omg could you look any more perfect?
Me: wait a second
Me: I AM NEVER GOING TO SEE THIS GUY EVER AGAIN
Cute guy's girlfriend: *grabs his hand and pulls him over to a different aisle*
Me: NOOOOOO WAIT
Brother: *pulls me out of supermarket*
Me: NOOOOOOOOO

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T1nk3rF4iryk
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February 17, 2013 9:07pm UTC

I was in a hospital today and I saw this cute guy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was, "Hey, this one can't run away."

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